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So as a joke, I went to my friend's house wearing Pekora's wig and clothes. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said "Yep peko."

He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter peko?" He said he's confused, but then his b0ner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his c0ck, but he instead shouted "Oh God, Pekora!" which made me get a b0ner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.

His s3m3n was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to f*ck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both n4ked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me "Why did we do that? Now I'm not f*cking straight." But he still looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his c*m off my face, "Let's just pretend I'ms till Pekora."

(Scrolling through the reviews and reading so many positive comments about the game...)

(It fills you with, determination.)

Basicamente Battlefield se a EA n tivesse arruinado o jogo

Suipiss.

Extremamente divertido
Deve ser mais legal ainda se vc tiver amigos pra jogar com vc
recomendo!

jogasso da p****

I played just to get Amelia's voice pack, but the game looks fun

Uma arte bonita e uma dificuldade balanceada, o jogo começa tranquilo e vai aumentando a dificuldade nos puzzles com o passar das fases, e mantendo a qualidade visual, além de uma música calma q ajuda o jogador a ficar tranquilinho enquanto se estressa com os quebra-cabeças.

E tbm as mulheres são gostosas.

Um divertido jogo de mundo aberto principalmente pra quem só gosta de zoar por ai explodindo coisas e aproveitar os lindos gráficos do mundo enquanto voa
É muito divertido e a física dos objetos destrutíveis deixa tudo melhor ainda, graças a mecânica nova de destruição do gancho do Rico.
Recomendo muito pra quem gosta de Caos e liberdade total.

Esse jogo não faz o menor sentido e é isso que da brilho pra ele.
O gameplay exagerado e o seu humor escrachado deixam ele muito divertido, principalmente se jogado no modo coop
É um bom game
Até hoje me divirto fazendo os NPCs dançarem até a morte usando uma DubstepGun
O conceito de algumas armas desse jogo é simplesmente genial.