Recent reviews by harper

story: mid 20s millenial intern gets coerced into murdering overworked employees in the lower floors of the building to get borderline illegal relics to drug up the office on caffine all while she watches her higher ups getting emotionally drained by some guy who keeps stealing money from his mom

pretty damn good, would pay 15 for this. this game not only enticed me enough to complete it, but also caused me to commit several rage induced war crimes in the process.

YEA

if you play as the snake, your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser and you suck
or you just like snakes idk

serene budget astroneer set in Antarctica. not super polished, but it doesnt have to be. honestly a 10/10.

all i had to do was wake up.

someone told me to do my dishes

its... not that good.
creative idea, sure, and a cute game at first, but gets very repetitive very fast. I feel like this game couldve fit into the tower defense genre nicely, but instead is more of a boring gameplay loop of kill bad guy via 1 of maybe 15 ways and then clean up his blood. there is one map, which doesnt help the already repetitive objectives, and takes away from the experience. I hope that justice Sucks - Recharged fixes these issues.
On the patent pending 3 point scale of dirt and other forms of soil, this game is a flaccid 0.3/3.

i killed god

i made a funky little dancing birb gif that i left open for 7 hours 10/10 would purchase again