Recent reviews by harper

the music is garbage, the ui was CLEARLY designed for mobile, the game doesnt even have HALF the content of its predecessor, and in the first 5 minutes I was softlocked on the "vs" screen.

im ashamed to admit i find this game fun

there is fishing :))

it's cookie clicker

this feels like someone tried to cram the entire game into the first level. I beat the game in just over an hour. The game has its moments, like all of the bossfights were fun, but really its pacing needs a lot of work. If what I played was the first level of maybe 20 levels, and the game was maybe 6-7 hours long, I would say it was a janky but very fun time. but this isnt worth 10 dollars. Pikuniku is 2 hours long, but the difference is pikuniku is very highly polished. and even still, 2 hours long is already double the length of this. Spend your money elsewhere.

funny space man kill alien blood spil !! !!!!! !

i run around and like kill a robot alien with my laser orb flamethrower gun and my left fist and then i go into the alien room with a shopping cart (also how do these alien robots know the generally Americanized symbolism for shopping and why do they have them everywhere) and then i upgrade my laser orb flamethrower gun to also have another flamethrower and a bigger laser orb for the low low cost of 2 robot alien dabloons (or schmeckles, i dont know the name for robot alien currency, could be rupees im not sure)
tldr: i curbstomp alien robots to further expand humanities selfish greed to continue expanding

really good for *a* dollar. maybe good for two or three

basically you are duck and hav egun

a roguelite with randomly generated guns instead of randomly generated levels. pretty fun overall, but a couple more levels would be nice. the few 3 or 4 get old pretty quickly.