Recent reviews by humpers

Slay the Spire, but better in every way.

I genuinely don't understand the amount of negative reviews, I can only assume its because people go in thinking it is a linear hack and slash or a skyrim type RPG. This is a very interesting game about being a diplomat for a Trading nation as your nation settles in a new colony. There are many continental (Euro) powers and then various factions of native tribes all with their own goals, rivalries and relationships with one another. Your goal is to settle disputes and secure your nations success whether that be through peaceful dialog or just killing everybody and you can't please every faction.

It can be a little rough around the edges at times, but nothing that noticable. I'll take a flawed game with some actual creativity and soul over so many of these generic AAA games that have perfected the art of bland inoffensive drivel.

Gunplay and movement are very fluid and well done. Game is very fast hard oldschool arcade style, but fair.

Went in fresh with no nostalgia. Its like a mix of Monster Hunter and Dynasty Warrior. The story is basically non-existent but the gameplay is very fun and simple yet potentially deep. The only tip players need to know is to look up how to get and return the golden idol so the shop has more weapons.

Pretty competently put together game. Definitely doesn't seem like Early Access. Could use a few more maps though.

Extremely goofy physics but oddly fun.

I don't really like bethesda type games but I had fun playing it for a bit.

I don't generally like 3d platformers but this was pretty good. All 3d platformers need more shotguns.

I'd say get it on sale. It often has frame drops, the art is eh, and it all looks amateur. Also the camera angle is kind of weird so i would recommend going into first person.

The massive saving grace is that the skills are all massively powerful and fun and the modifers are actually incredibly noticable. It can be really fun tinkering around with them and getting the most stupidly overpowered spell possible that will carpet bomb the entire map and blow all the houses and enemies into tiny little chunks. Ultimately I had too much fun to not recommend even if the frame drops are annoying.

Good game, terrible performance. To play this game you need to go to task manager and set sam4 priority to real time or else it will run terribly. Also set the renderer to vulkan, that will also help.