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The games Murica as ♥♥♥♥. Just go around blowing up aliens because space oil or something.

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Its like the zero g tactical fights in enders game if everyone had down syndrome.

If you're thinking of buying this because it was originally going to be combat arms 2, don't. There's a reason it was dropped. The gunplay is bascially like a significantly ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ version of soldier front 2 which is to say low spread, high rate of fire and entirely headshot based. This specifically is terrible in this game because there is a lot of lag and had hardly any servers outside the EU so often games consist of you dying instantly and then someone turning the corner. The maps are also much more cramped and corridor based and movement is not that important. I'm not sure why the extensive customization system exists because most of the guns feel the same. Abilities are useless and unwanted, and the mass majority of games ive seen have them turned off. The only real advantage this game has over the current combat arms is the graphics, but those are horribly unoptimized and really just look like an incredibly ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cod. There is also a massive pay to win system, even in the early acesss in which you get about 300-500gp per game and it costs 13000 to buy a gun for 3 days or 300,000 for perm for one low teir gun. Really? I wouldn't recommend paying 10 dollars, or even playing it when its free. In another year, its just gonna be another bad forgotten f2p fps.

I love ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fps games with badass gameplay and no real story with ♥♥♥♥♥♥ voice acting. This game isn't really that. Its just not very good. The gunplay is bad which is a huge killer and AI is blatently retarded and montonous and the blood and gore just seems terrible like light red dust coming out of zombies. Will be returning.

If you want a cheap 90s style game like these guys are going for try out serious sam, painkiller, shadow warrior, dead effect 1 & 2, necrovision and rise of the triad.

If you're asking yourself questions like, why would somebody bring so many chainsaws on a spaceship, or why does the worldest greatest super soldier talk like a downie, this games probably not for you. If you don't mind that, you'll find a completely bad ass game chopping apart zombies with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ space katana and ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping cyber ninjas with your literal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ mind powers.

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This game is really a gem. While it is an indie game and mobile port, it really doesn't feel like it. The game interface and core mechanics are very solid and feel complete. The core gameplay is a bit typical, but there is a good balance of well set up senarios, large degrees of player freedom, and reasonable depth. Seeing turnbased gameplay really turns me off, but it manages to be simple enough to be accessable, while complicated and intense enough to be interesting. The art and music is also great in my opinion and very reminicent of 2007 Runescape. The multiplayer is dead, but there is a random senario generator to extend the life of the game past the campaign.

Pros
-Large amount of monsters/spells/stat upgrades
-Well set up levels/puzzles
-Variety of level approaches
-Crafting system
-Random senario generator
-Great art
-No bugs/glitches
Cons
-Dead Multiplayer
-Occasional redundant/irelevant "enemy descovered"

While I did get this in a bundle, I would recommend buying on sale or full price.

A great interactive expose about the real challenges faced by soliders in the little talked about world war 1. Apparently they not only had to deal with gas and trench warfare, but things like zombies, dragons, demons and giant paraplegic skeletons with turrets-wheel chairs. Who knew? It also goes through the nuances of the racial war between demons and vampires and the big players in the conflict. I can't believe this kind of history is so little talked about in school compared to World War 2. A must by for any young person

Graphics: 7/10
Gameplay: 9/10
Historical accuracy: 420/10



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