Recent reviews by Average Makoto Niijima Enjoyer

certified hood classic

you shoot your friends in the face to sober them up from lsd

a pair of twins and hot asian reporter try to make single father's pp go up but using duct tape and killing zombies makes it go higher.

10/10 would spam q again

the moment you drive your car, top speed is 30 mph because you need to unbind wheel settings. the first race of the game, you get sucked into the void and have to wait 5 years to load back in and get sucked into another void the next race. burnout paradise has better controller support.

keepin it thumbs down unless ea does something about it. then again, its ea.

you arrest people when you're a wanted felon in 3 states. mp is good but there's like 1 server with people in it. unfortunately you gotta play campaign, mp, and gun bench thru battlelog which is dumb. also origin sucks.

you start the campaign with bonnie tyler and there are also explosions or whatever. just as good as it was last gen.

the last good ea game in existence. also origin sucks.

you tiger drop tigers and sing bring me to life in japanese while peacocking someone's mom

very good funy flag man mask medic bag meme

made my skin thicken.


o ♥♥♥♥ wrong game