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Postat: 10 iun. la 19:41

Typically, i use ChatGPT to help refine my reviews so that I can properly display my emotion towards each game that I review. This game has filled me with so much rage that I don't think I am going to have any issue keeping my review as is; this is coming straight from the HEART.

This game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks. Imagine that Fortnite and Apex Legends had a baby, but instead of being birthed normally, it was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ out. Well this game is that baby. When you first download this game, your first few matches are going to be filled with bots; you're going to feel like the best player to ever touch Splitgate 2. Maybe even inspiring you to make a YouTube channel dedicated to Splitgate content. Well, once that ecstasy is over, you are paired against the sweatiest, jobless, bitchless players that this game can scrape out of the bottom of the bucket. You can smell their armpits through the killcams, and taste the sweat dripping off of every bullet that they shoot into you. Meanwhile, your team is filled with people who clearly work 9-5 jobs daily and have never touched a controller in their life. If you're really unlucky, like I was, your teammates literally have BOT in their names... your teammates will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOTS while your enemy is an MLG league practicing for their next underground Splitgate orgy fest.

So maybe you think, "Oh, well I'll change my loadout a little bit so I can have more of an advantage!" KEEP ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DREAMING! Starting out, you only have access to whatever the first weapons are for each character; now, because of how retardedly unbalanced this game's matchmaking is, you will never progress. You want to get an SMG so you can have a chance of killing your enemy? Ok, but first you have to max your character's level out while fighting against Splitgate warriors while also gaining almost no XP every match.

Their attempt at Battle Royale is god awful. Map is painfully small and none of your guns ever do enough damage to get a kill.

This game is not even worth the free price point that it is at; I should have gotten paid $69.99 for infecting my SSD with this STD labeled as a video game.
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