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1 person found this review helpful
309.5 hrs on record (169.5 hrs at review time)
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Posted 26 December, 2023.
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4.7 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Game is fun and energetic. May be a little confusing until you get used to the joystick only going around instead of cutting across. But regardless, it 's very enjoyable.
Posted 3 July, 2019.
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240.1 hrs on record (225.9 hrs at review time)
I played this game religiously for awhile and i can say whenever you're bored, you can always come back to this and you'll have something to do. I don't wanna get too technical since I've read other reviews and they explain it pretty well, but this game is very enjoyable and i'd recommend 10/10. Unless you suck really badly at games and/or you dislikes Indie farming games. But even if you dislike indie farming games, you have the options of action (fighting in mines, even though it's extremely easy) and relationship building (takes awhile but not too long or difficult that you get bored). Don't like that either? You can fish or raise animals. This game has a little bit for everyone really.

So good luck with this game if you decide to get it, which you should. Enjoy!
Posted 29 March, 2019.
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60.9 hrs on record (8.0 hrs at review time)
I have not played a good horror/puzzle game like this since 'Pony Island'. The story is so shocking, emotional and gorey i just loved it so much. I cannot think of a game i'd better recommend than Sally Face. Can't wait for episode 5!
Posted 3 February, 2019. Last edited 3 February, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
Fun, but kind of a shame that you cant leave the game and come back from where you left off.

fun tho
Posted 24 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.3 hrs on record
Fun game really. But there isn't a very big player base. Most casual matches take forever to connect, if they connect at all. And there are never any cutom matches really. When I entered there were two. One only had one person and the other had 6. I joined the 6 one and played a round. Then before the next round someone kicked me for no reason and I now have nothing to do honestly.

Other than small playerbase, connection and a few douche players, this game has potential and I absolutely recommend it. I hope to have more players to play with in the future.
Posted 14 December, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
Heard of game.
Installed game.
Opened game.
Took less than 10 minutes to crack patterns/algorithim/whatever with brother.
Currently number 1 on leaderboard.

Peace out virgins. B)

Edit: There was a bug and then an update so I no longer exist lol. Also the algorithim has changed so I no longer have it figured out and as a result am now dead. Have fun with this game guys, it's still fun.
Posted 9 December, 2018. Last edited 15 December, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
14.1 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Got this game because I thought it'd be worth trying out. After 5 hours of gameplay, I have succeeded in enraging every 10 year old on here. They get ridiculously angry when I hit the server kill max because everyone then gets kicked off and they have to start a new server. I follow them and the cycle starts again.

I can no longer find a playable server with enough 10 year olds to actually enjoy spam killing these noobs. Nobody really plays and I accidentally told the ones who hate me that private servers were a thing.

Other than that, game has little content and feels more like it's early access than a fully published game. One dollar well spent though. I recommend if you enjoy enraging children who think making their own server and *kissing* each other is a real date. Have fun setting the children on fire. :)
Posted 20 November, 2018. Last edited 20 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
648.2 hrs on record (57.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
To be honest I really do love this game, and I love the whole idea and the features to come. But, at the moment the game is quite buggy. You cannot see your friends list, hunting doesn't work at all, the game glitches to where either your character will not move or your camera will not move. It's a bit laggy but that is not much of an issue.There are a few other minor issues thaqt yoou will experience, but these do not not really affect gameplay. I truly believe this game has great potential and I cannot wait to see the finished product. The wait will be worth it.
Posted 10 November, 2018.
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19.8 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Awesome Game! Not really anything wrong with it. The setup is a bit odd though. Overall, it's a great and enjoyable game!
Posted 27 December, 2017.
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