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Recent reviews by Lorenzo Pagani

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10.0 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
breety gud
Posted 10 September, 2022.
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17.2 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Gabriel literally made me almost pass out
Posted 2 July, 2021.
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96.8 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
Wholesome Keanu Chungus does a hecking nuclear terrorism.

I stole a painting from the moon, nailed a guy to a cross and became the godfather to a AI.

Pretty good.
Posted 17 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (12.6 hrs at review time)
I sadly have to give this game a negative review due to Steam not allowing mixed reviews, but in the end it's for the best. The reasons are simple: Although the gameplay is really good and in line with previous titles, and the innovations the guys at 4A made are quite good, I just can't ignore 3 main problems.

1: The timed Epic exclusivity. That was a ♥♥♥♥ move, but alone would not have resulted in this negative review.

2: The story. While I get what the guys at 4A wanted to do and indeed I find some of the things done quite interesting the fact is the entire setting feels forced and not as well written as before. None of the characters fully behave like real people would on finding out their lives were based on lies, and some story beats are just absurd. It feels more like fanfiction than Metro at a lot of points.

3: The performance. Despite quite a strong setup of a Ryzen 2700x and a GTX 1060 I had loads of problem loading and my PC heats up more than normal. Not only that the fact you have to mess with cfg files to alter FOV and disable motion blur is unneceptable. I have also had it crash 4 times already on me, something that on the other games never happened once.
Posted 5 May, 2020.
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33.8 hrs on record (15.2 hrs at review time)
It is a really chill game about building simple conveyor belt machines to do your sick alchemy. You WILL feel like a 500iq glowing brain when you beat a hard level, and then get smashed as a complete brainlet when you see some random neega did the same process at 1/3rd of the price and 1/2 the cycles.
Posted 9 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
6,254.4 hrs on record (2,498.5 hrs at review time)
It's alright I guess.
Posted 17 November, 2019.
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61.1 hrs on record (60.5 hrs at review time)
I played the ♥♥♥♥ out of this when I was a little kid and it still holds up today. A very enjoyable transport tycoon looking ass game.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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25 people found this review helpful
39 people found this review funny
98.1 hrs on record (21.6 hrs at review time)
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Posted 16 November, 2018.
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469.7 hrs on record (162.3 hrs at review time)
STFU about RNG. It's not that bad. You just need to git gud and understand heroes weaknesses and advantages.
Posted 3 August, 2018.
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40 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
172.4 hrs on record (120.6 hrs at review time)
Agora que a Bethesda resolveu adicionar mods pagos o jogo foi a merda.

Os mods não só mudam o .exe do game, forcando updates do F4SE (programa essensial para mods avançados que alteram scripts) como também carregam TODOS os mods no seu HD, fazendo o update ter mais de 1 giga. De porcaria que você não pode usar sem pagar.

Parabéns Bethesda. Continue assim e daqui a pouco as pessoas vão falar bem de você só quando o assunto é jogos antigos.
Posted 31 August, 2017.
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