Recent reviews by U683708

"Why does 9mm cost so much!?!?!??"

"You shot yourself in the leg, remember to HOLD down the ~ key"

Imagine if you took SCP:CB, added an unnecessary water/drink system, removed all but 4 SCPs, turned the gamma to -15%, and threw it all into SCP-914 under the "Rough" setting. Then you get this game.
I had to restart 3 separate times because 1: The intro (where you are sitting in a cell) took ~2 minutes until the guard shows up, 2: Somehow managed to randomly drop dead in the middle of the "recruitment" part of the intro. 3: sat in a chair and couldn't FOR THE LIFE OF ME figure out how to stand up.
The A.I is garbage, 173 can't open doors and randomly spawns behind you, (unfortunately, i was in a storage room when this happened) 106 is fast as hell, guards are blind yet 1-shot you.
Everything in the facility apparently got covered in black ink. In the original (and way better) CB, the walls (except for a few circumstances, lookin at you maintenance tunnels) were completely white, while everything was dark, at least you could find your way around. Here i'm bumping into every wall just trying to find the button to another dead end

As a certain QA tester once said: { You never get a second first impression. If you release a game, full of bugs and glitches, no early access is going to help with that.

best anger managment game ever

if only i had a better computer

i spend more time on this than with my gf

i am now a certifiably in prison for malpractice.

my freinds won't stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yelling at me to use sfm to make fnaf

scream and cry as people with gas masks and snapping statues chase you while a nuke is going off

10/10

The Greatest psycological horror there ever was