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2 people found this review helpful
919.2 hrs on record (318.4 hrs at review time)
*It is 02:00.
*Monday is upon us.
*It's time to sleep, but no.
*We can't let go of this strike opportunity.
*The mortars are firing,
*the 12 rounds land everywhere but the target.
*♥♥♥♥ that.
*We didn't crawl the last hour for nothing.
*Hyping ourselves up, getting ready to fire that first shot.
*bam
*ai number one is shot
*suddenly the entire base has guns on us
*intense firefight
*many are lost
*ammunition is running low
*we make the decision to charge with our pistols
*in a stroke of luck, kill all of them
*base is ours.
*victory for the revolution

now it would've been awesome if it had gone like this instead of us being mowed down by enemy machine gun just as the battle started.
Posted 12 May, 2020.
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1.3 hrs on record
what
Posted 1 January, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
This is the game that I did not deserve, but the game I needed
Posted 25 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
370.4 hrs on record (134.3 hrs at review time)
Still don't know how to play
Posted 1 November, 2019.
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0.6 hrs on record
There have been very few games that has troubled my mind this much. Very well made.
Posted 1 July, 2019.
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2 people found this review funny
2.6 hrs on record
Most intense bingo i have ever played
Posted 29 March, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
76.1 hrs on record (7.9 hrs at review time)
*Finds expired can of soup
*Prepares dinner
*Puts rat posion in soup
*Serves soup to target
*Target feels sick
*Target decides to go to the cliffside
*He throws up on the civilians
*ME to the resque!
*Goes behind him, preparing to push
*Realizes he can kill this man with with an expired can of soup
*Kills man with soup
*Feels good about himself
*Mission acomplished

And then i play Hitman and do it all again
Posted 29 November, 2016.
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17.7 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)
Was the first game i bought on steam. Loved it, Bought more games on steam. I dont got a singel penny left D:
10/10 would play again and destroy the keyboard in rage
Posted 14 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Downloads it, Starts it, Black screen, Cant do anything (Not even CTRL+ALT+DEL), Restarts the computer the old way by pressing the button, Starts the computer, Need to fix it, Great game, makes your computer sad :D
Posted 24 May, 2015.
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6.9 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
I have been playing this for about 70 minutes and i love it
It is realistic and you could play it for hours and still only kill one deer. The bad things with it is that purchases dominate the game. You can only kill 3 animals that are hard to find. I tried to kill a deer but when i shot him...He ran away and i searched for his body. 40 minutes later i still haven't found him
But i see it as a good game
only 14,99 and you could kill all animals. Don't know if i will buy it though
Great game
9/10 Deers
Posted 11 May, 2015.
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