Recent reviews by Goat of Departure

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i really enjoyed Agony and this game delivers a lot of new mechanics in the Agony Universe so really pleased to see this game in development. As of now theres a lot of bugs and freezes a lot but im sure madmind will get it all together for an official release. definitely worthwhile

Greatest game of all time hands down

This game is pretty terrible. I will say however, the music is pretty decent. I wasnt annoyed by it and i feel like the writer put work in, however it could have just been free use music. But about the game. You play as a character name Billy. He is very obnoxious and honestly i hated it mostly because of his character just being a cocky pisshead. The girls are basically throwing themselves at you and are fairly annoying. The dialogue is just awkward and shallow and theres nothing that really pulls you into this game. I had to auto skip through the dialogue after the second girl i just couldnt take it anymore. a good 40% of the lines are just cheesey (and i mean really cheesey) sexual innuendos made usually with food or something relateable to that characters background. The game itself is quite short, took only about 20 minutes to beat and another 5 to reply and grab the last two achievments i didnt get. The background are also terrible, the style is sporadic and they vary between painted (likely purchased assetts) and pictures of real life things with a couple of filters and editing put on them, anbd if youre really lucky you get a little of each such as the concert scene in the beggining where half the people are drawn silhouettes and the other half is a stock phot of a concert thrown right in the middle. or the next scene with the photoshopped office, heavily layered in filters to look painted and keep almost the slightest amount of consistancy. And dont even get me started on the UI. its is garbage. Ive seen better UIs created in a highschool begginer java class. The CSGallery or whatever is completely broken with two of the images appearing, one not able to, and the other being blown up and takiing up half the background and when you click on them it dissappears rather quickly. the nsfw patch isnt even worth the install time. you get to see a couple nipples but thats it. and in the scenes where youre supposed to bone the chick it cuts to a (obvious purchased asset( animation of a volcano erupting.

Overall I do not reccomend buyinhg this game. If you get it for free maybe it will give you something to laugh at or make a video about for youtube or something but between the obnoxious protagonist, ditzy women (in a bad way), shallow and awkward dialogue, terrible ui, short and unintriguing gameplay, horrendous backgrounds, the only thing that is tolerable is the music. infact the character is so obnoxious you dont even want to get with a girl because she doesnt deserve that type of torture. not to mention he says the n word multiple times and defends it with him being black. i dont mind language in games but it just adds to his pompous and annoying attitude towards everything. maybe this game would be relatable to chads and normies but the people who play games like these are not outgoing and obnoxious, nor would they like to vicariously live like that. this game is just bad, cheaply made, and has no self respect.

This game is so broken its not even funny. As a Juggalo myself, i was enthusiastic to see a game about evil clowns, however this is not the case. If you decide to play this game make sure you have your screen resolution correct otherwise it will not work. The game itself is very laggy. i have a decent machine and when i put the graphics on the fastest/lowest setting possible i still got a lot of lag to a point where i could barely move. its not a very well built game. In theory the idea is pretty cool but upon finding the first clown, I decided to shoot it becasue the game was too laggy to continue. when i shot the clown an overaly popped up with the words "You are now one of them" and it was my character with clown paint on Overall i do not reccomend this game. I wish it could have been a lot better.

tons of fun i highly reccomend this game. single player is fun to explore but multiplayer is even better. this game is worth your time