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When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look
like a nail.
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There *__is* intelligent life on Earth, but I leave for Texas on Monday.
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You know you're in trouble when...
(1) You've been at work for an hour before you notice that your
skirt is caught in your pantyhose.
Especially if you're a man.
(2) Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
(3) Your income tax check bounces.
(4) You put both contact lenses in the same eye.
(5) Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George.
(6) You wake up to the soothing sound of flowing water... the day
after you bought a waterbed.
(7) You go on your honeymoon to a remote little hotel and the desk
clerk, bell hop, and manager have a "Welcome Back" party
for your spouse.
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Life is like an onion: you peel off layer after layer and then you find
there is nothing in it.
-- James Huneker
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Have a good weekend(｡・`ω´･)

hi

I can play with you to alin colonial