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15.4 hrs on record (6.8 hrs at review time)
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Posted 3 November, 2024.
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5.0 hrs on record
Just like in real life, alcohol cures all your wounds
Posted 6 August, 2024.
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13 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
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21.6 hrs on record
new jersey crackhead battle royale
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
222.1 hrs on record (164.8 hrs at review time)
This game is a rare case in the gaming industry where the developers have not only fixed their mistakes and broken promises, but have been actively releasing massive FREE content updates since launch, we are currently on the 24th massive content update and the developers aren't showing signs of stopping.
Even if you (rightfully so) still have trust issues from typical cases of under-delivered games in this industry I nevertheless cannot recommend this game enough, it is very much worth your money and time.
Posted 24 September, 2023. Last edited 24 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
155.6 hrs on record (131.6 hrs at review time)
One of the best medieval combat games I've played in my time, fluid controls, lots of unique weapon options and a grand multiplayer scale you rarely see nowadays.
To put it briefly: It's medieval Battlefield and Chivalry can suck my ♥♥♥♥
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
11.2 hrs on record
Lobotomized stranded man simulator
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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433.3 hrs on record (378.1 hrs at review time)
Game used to be good but by now it's mostly a sweat fest with way too fast-paced gameplay, get Titanfall 2 instead if you are looking for an experience that does not make you want to punt your pc
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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166.2 hrs on record (89.3 hrs at review time)
drink beer, ping mushroom, rock and stone, repeat
Posted 24 September, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
102.0 hrs on record (59.5 hrs at review time)
crash the market, extort factions, gaslight leaders, repeat
Posted 23 September, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
79.9 hrs on record (78.0 hrs at review time)
This game is so unbelievably well written it should really be considered as high fiction. No it does not have riveting gameplay or an unbelievably well defined crafting system, but it doesn't need to, it isn't the point. Going into DE you should have in mind this game is a big read, the text is very expansive and most of the game is sitting and reading dialogue, but that's the great part, because Disco Elysium is FANTASTICALLY WRITTEN. Every line of dialogue is immersive a perfect fit into the melancholy world studio ZA/UM tried to (and succeeded to) set up. The quips are genuinely witty and the serious dramatic moments are heart pounding. You feel a real incline to explore every nook and cranny just for an extra line of dialogue, it made me 100% the game and play it over 7 times. This masterpiece changed my way of thinking and has overall made me a happier person as a result. If you can handle a lot of reading (almost all of it is also voice acted), than i couldn't recommend a game more. Worth 10 times it's starting price.
Posted 30 September, 2022.
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