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fun

This game is extremely cheesy, unrealistic, and just silly, but it is probably one of the most fun games I've played in a LONG time. What I thought would just be another wave shooter turned out to have tons content in the form of weapons, missions, and vehicles. The game seems easy at first, but quickly begins to bring harder enemies and a really fun gun progression system. Destruction and combat is extremely satisfying and fun, making even the most boring guns fun to use. This game emobides every single thing I loved about older Playstation titles. Also did I mention it's split-screen? If you are looking for a fun co-op game to get I can't recommend this enough.

"Watch those lootboxes!"
"Season Passes take 'em down!"
"The enemy is capturing our wallets"
"They've sent in the credits!"
"Just like the early access."
"One credit card, one ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DLC."
"For the Republic(of ♥♥♥♥♥♥ unfinished games)!"

Characters -

• Fie best girl.
  
• Laura is good grill 2.
  
• Rean is really pretentious and corny, like many anime MC's. I think he has the nine-tailed fox or something like that.
  
• Chitoge Alisa is going to be mad because tsundere.
  
• Emma is going to be smart because glasses.
  
• Eliott's def buff/healing buff is heroine at the start.
  
• Jusis is 2cool4u.
  
• Machias is also smart, cuz glasses, but gets angry a lot cuz he 3angry5jusis.
  
• Sara keeps getting drunk but the game won't let me take advantage of her.
  
• Crow is also reellly kool
  
• Gaius is a minority so constantly oppress him. Skyrim probably belongs to his people.
  
• Elise loves her Oh knee chan. Did i mention she's not related by blood? The game mentions that a lot. I think she's 18? Whatever ♥♥♥♥ it.
  
• Principal is a dyk
  
• Towa is convenient highschool setting.
  
• Patrick is better than you and loves going to the RNC every year.
  
• Millium wears really tight clothes and the camera makes you very aware of this.