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17 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
168.6 hrs on record (129.3 hrs at review time)
Not the best souls game but very enjoyable nonetheless
Posted 26 April, 2017.
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281.9 hrs on record (266.8 hrs at review time)
Literally the opposite of Dark Souls 1, first half of the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog water while things pick up its pace on the second half and its actually beautiful and depressing at the same time. Also luck build is the only viable PvP build
Posted 4 April, 2017. Last edited 23 July, 2024.
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131.0 hrs on record (114.6 hrs at review time)
The upside is that there are hentai wallpapers
The downside is that there are way too many hentai wallpapers
Posted 27 February, 2017. Last edited 12 November, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
790.0 hrs on record (630.5 hrs at review time)
medic bag
Posted 20 November, 2016. Last edited 21 December, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.4 hrs on record (10.3 hrs at review time)
An enemy standing right besides you, pour like 10 bullets didn't hit him once, then he turns around one-tap you in the face 10/10
Posted 30 July, 2016.
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3,632.6 hrs on record (2,779.5 hrs at review time)
as a person who has lots of sex all the time, i can say that this game is 100% accurate to having sex with sexy women. like i do. everyday. this game did not make me horny however. i am not gay. i just have too much sex with real women to spend more than 15 minutes in this game. on the other hand i would recommend this game to people who do not have sex (unlike me because i have lots of sex with women a lot) as there is a naked woman in it and she is naked. she kinda looks like one of my many girlfriends who i have sex with a lot. i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.
Posted 18 January, 2016. Last edited 25 February, 2024.
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2 people found this review funny
79.8 hrs on record (46.1 hrs at review time)
>want to play 100% orange with friends
>finds out friends have 100%
>made a private lobby
>has breaker dlc
>picks star breaker (goddess)
>only win norma
>lost friendship
10/10
Posted 27 December, 2014. Last edited 26 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
142.8 hrs on record
Yo it's not 35 bucks thats crazy
Posted 26 June, 2014. Last edited 26 March, 2024.
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