Recent reviews by Gafy

Mario Party and Yu-Gi-Oh! wth anime babes

*typed while playing the game

>goes to gamestop hoping to get a steam card for five nights at freddys
>takes card to cashier
>"what's this for?" he asks
>"it's for five nights at freddys" i respond
>"this ♥♥♥♥♥ isn't gonna buy cod with that?"
>turns around
>sees a fat kid with a bucket of kfc and a hat with the cod ghosts logo on it, holding cod advanced warfare
>"you shouldn't be swearing at 8"
>kid gets mad and kicks me in the shin
>i take it like a man as my leather my little pony jacket rustles
>my fedora falls off
>i pick up my fedora and i'm about to turn around and the kid yells
>"♥♥♥♥ you fat piece of ♥♥♥♥"
>i slowly turn around and trip him
>i yell at him as i uppercut him
>"finish him"
>he lands as i grab him by the head
>i break his neck so hard it flies off into the air
>i grab the head in mid-air and throw it to the ground
>the head hits the ground with a large splat
>it explodes into a million tiny pieces
>the cashier comes over to me and says
>"I think I might be gay for you..."
>i look him in the eyes and say
>"I'm sorry sir..."
>i put my hand on his shoulder
>"I'm not into guys."
>i ride off into the sunset on my Razor Crazy Cart

Got the game and all the dlc for 40 cents

10/10