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Recent reviews by furryious headcrab girl

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26.5 hrs on record
resident evil village, where the residents are evil
Posted 30 January.
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162 people found this review helpful
344 people found this review funny
29.6 hrs on record (25.3 hrs at review time)
haha protein printer go brrr
Posted 31 March, 2020.
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3.8 hrs on record
Easy achievements
Posted 29 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
pretty good game 5/5
Posted 10 January, 2018.
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3 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
24.4 hrs on record (23.5 hrs at review time)
Capitalism, ho!
Posted 13 July, 2017.
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4 people found this review helpful
195.8 hrs on record (180.3 hrs at review time)
BattlEye.
Posted 22 February, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
16.5 hrs on record (1.5 hrs at review time)
After 30 minutes of gameplay I can draw the following conclusions:
-the shadows are no longer blocky
-great performance indoors
-lmao20fps outdoors
-runs worse than my heavily modded original skyrim
-vanilla skyrim is pretty ugly
-alt+tab actually works

5/5 breddy gud, now time to spend the next 5 hours trying to get my mods to work.
Posted 28 October, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
152.1 hrs on record (78.6 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
I would not recommend this game unless you are obsessed with Russian kids that scream in their microphone, in which case you should go see a psychiatrist.
Posted 27 September, 2016.
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2 people found this review helpful
580.8 hrs on record (494.7 hrs at review time)
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Victoria 2. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Otto von Bismarck's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from anarcho-liberalism, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these colonial states, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIQUOR FACTORIES. As a consequence people who dislike Victoria 2 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Prussia's existencial catchphrase "Three Hurrahs For Germany," which itself is a cryptic reference to the greater German Empire I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Shogunate Japan unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Victoria 2 tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
Posted 25 August, 2016. Last edited 4 December, 2017.
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8.3 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
gotta go fast
Posted 25 December, 2015.
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