Recent reviews by No Thanks I'm From Massachusetts

i cant see my screen
10/10

during the game my friends had to actively remind me that i was not actually in a sub in a blood ocean and literally stated at one point "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this game had you by the throat" at the end, which i count that as an extremely big win.
also the terminal yells at you for saying naughty words. -1 for not letting me say poop but +2 for that laugh and for the 2 full minutes of attempting a bunch of different swear words in the terminal just to see what would pop up for each of them

thanks for scaring the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, david szymanski.

gabriel hot and i want to punch his face in AND also make him commit sinful acts with me

OH GOD NOT THE BEES

if you wanna beat up some gods for being ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is for you

this game lets me live out my deep seated fancy of cleaning up things. would recommend.

it's a fun, and i love the concept, and the characters you can unlock as well!
and it gives me a very hotline miami ish vibe (mainly bc of the style)
At certain points it can be very annoying after while when you get to the later levels

but overall 10/10 v good would recommend yeh

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