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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.8 hrs on record
♥♥♥♥ that last level
Posted 2 August, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
759.5 hrs on record (746.1 hrs at review time)
uncletopia ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks, casual is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, valve doesnt care, jill likes kids, shork glazes valve to hell for doing the bare minimum.

play castaway tf
Posted 2 August, 2023. Last edited 6 April.
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55.7 hrs on record (55.4 hrs at review time)
this game is in the wholesome games thingy,

yeah not wholesome at all, its literally a game about depression

still a great game tho 9/10
Posted 1 August, 2023.
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295 people found this review helpful
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76.9 hrs on record (51.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☑ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☑ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10

Posted 8 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
110.9 hrs on record (75.6 hrs at review time)
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☑ 9
☐ 10
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.7 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
Why DID I BUY THIS OVER HENRY STICKMIN, ITS JUST A BETTER GAME!
Posted 3 July, 2023. Last edited 17 July, 2023.
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0.2 hrs on record
the bottom of bottom the worst of the worst why this game even exist its sucks how you could go this bad? HOW.
Posted 26 June, 2023.
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198.2 hrs on record (105.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I Started Edging When I Played 4-S, Its Too Good To Be True.
Posted 19 May, 2023. Last edited 18 May, 2024.
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73.4 hrs on record (9.4 hrs at review time)
it managed to outpizza'ed the hut 100 pizzalion coins / 10 wario booty cheeks
Posted 7 May, 2023.
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48.9 hrs on record (41.5 hrs at review time)
sharky, my man
Posted 7 May, 2023.
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