Recent reviews by DingoLlama

If Rust and Stranded Deep had incestuous coitus and produced a disabled offspring with a few chromosomes off from being 'normal', this would be it.

This game is honestly beautiful, the art design of everything is orgasmic. Extremely story rich where you get to choose multiple main stories and/or side missions. Thus, the story length of the game extends further than one may think. Your choices may have consequences in the future, in the fate of the universe.

I am extremely picky with sci-fi type games, they're all usually the same and not as immersive, yet this game, it is different to me. Find a perfect planet to call 'home' within the infinite abyss of the universe, discover your purpose in life or just become a pirate. There are many space ships out there, some exotic and some amazing, you get to have a massive freight if you so desire, provided you have the money. Nevertheless, this game is not 'open' world' but an 'open universe' type of game, you can explore for hours, and keep exploring, you will never 'fully' complete the game until it decides to complete you, the way of the Atlas is eternal.

Oh, and you can make your own music in there too.

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---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Small overview:
The game is magnificent in terms of story line. A fascist dystopian country where the youth are at risk of being re-educated in "The Pit" and are eager to escape to the country's border. Considering contemporary societal terms of dictatorships and hierarchy of government bodies, this game educates the player on revolution, state-run-media, propaganda, political sides and historical impacts on a society. This game depicts the usage of 'terrorist' via the perspective of government however, 'freedom fighters' would be more appropriate - to an extent. Every choice and decision you make will impact the future of the story.

A short game from 20-50 minutes (if you're new to it) is a delightful game. It can be irritating when you can't find a clue. Pretty chill, and awesome background noise.

I was expecting for a simple 'open-world' type of game play however, this game has such a deep and beautiful story line that I did not expect. I'm very satisfied.

"Nauseating Skills"

Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege is an intense and adrenaline pumping strategy game primarily based on a multiplayer platform. This game requires skill, or just pure luck. choose from a variety of operators from attackers or defenders. communicate with your team or go lone wolf. The game gives you an opportunity to play by yourself (single player) at any time. The game has consistent updates and new operators that come out on new operations. Challenge yourself with Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege and compete against other players on ranked/unranked. Deck out your character/weapon skins to flex and dominate the enemy. Good luck!

- Skilled players (You may be dominated multiple times)
- Unplayable when your internet is crappy
- There may be toxic players
- Prepare to rage quit

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🔰 DIFFICULTY 🔰
🔲 Easy
🔲 Normal
🔲 Hard
🔲 A challenge to be reckoned
✅ In the heat of confrontation, treat your opponent with respect as well as your teammates (It's a multiplayer platform so the difficulty relies on their skill as well as yours).


🔰 GRAPHICS 🔰
🔲 MS Paint
🔲 Bad
🔲 Meh
🔲 Graphics don't matter for this game
🔲 Good (nothing special)
✅ An original artistic direction
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece


🔰 STORY 🔰
✅ This game has no story
🔲 Basic element of the contractual requirements
🔲 It's there for people who want it
🔲 Well written
🔲 Leading to more in-depth researches/thoughts
A model to get inspired by


🔰 LENGTH 🔰
🔲 Long enough for a cup of tea
🔲 Short
🔲 Average
🔲 Long
✅ Until your heart is contempt

🔰 MUSIC 🔰
✅ Just filling noises/No music
🔲 Trivial and uneventful
🔲 Good and/or fitting the game's artistic dispositions
🔲 Memorable
🔲 Transcending whispers of a forgotten world


🔰 INTEREST 🔰
🔲 I would rather watch paint dry
🔲 Hard to enjoy
🔲 Repetitive and/or uninspired
✅ A good moment
🔲 Sticking out of the pack
🔲 You will remember it long after


🔰 REPLAYABILITY 🔰
🔲 A one-time experience
🔲 Only for achievements
🔲 If you wait a few months/years (or with mods)
🔲 Definitely
✅ Constantly replayable (or almost)


🔰 BUGS 🔰
✅ Never heard of (rare)
🔲 Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Impacts the player's experience
🔲 The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs


🔰 REQUIREMENTS 🔰
🔲 You can run it on a microwave
🔲 Low
✅ Average
🔲 High end
🔲 NASA computer


🔰 PRICE 🔰
🔲 Free
🔲 Underpriced
✅ Perfect Price
🔲 Could be cheaper
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money


🔰 WORTH BUYING 🔰
🔲 No
🔲 If you have nothing else to play
🔲 Wait for sale
✅ Yes

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CONCLUSION: 9/10
Requires skill.

Just like rust, but with zombies and you can play single player

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