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Everywhere you go
Take a look at the krillion ten
It’s krilling once again
With tiny krills and massive whales below
It’s beginning to look a lot like Krillmas
Krills in every store
But the prettiest sight to see is the krill that will be
On your own front door
17/m/moscow, j/o pics available at my site; search "PollyPocket69" at www.teenyweenies.eu
See u there ;*
Long story short, I visited your website and tried to put in my debit card info to become a Bronze Plus Certified Subscriber. How else am I supposed to get access to your VIP Galleries? (I'm really interested in the private folder, "sweeping the garage ;]]") I kept getting error messages that said my card was not accepted internationally. If I just mail you the cash could you print out the pictures and show them to me on skype?
I write that because I don't know if I even know you anymore. Next time you have the gall to criticize my choice of caulking guns in the middle of a crowded Lowe's, you better be ready to catch these hands. The HDX 60:25 is a little bit expensive, I'll admit, but when it comes to caulking, if its done right its done once. You always fall apart and fawn over the "dripless" tags that they slap on any old regular caulker and frankly, it's embarrassing to know a man that has bought 4 caulking guns in the last 10 years. You're wasting your money and you're wasting your time.
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