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1 person found this review helpful
14.0 hrs on record
Unfortunately, no amount of substories and various choices will save you from boring and repetitive gameplay
Posted 27 November, 2024.
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4 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
14.3 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
This game is hard but so am I
Posted 26 November, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
121.0 hrs on record (97.9 hrs at review time)
Pros:
- memorable characters
- good story
- lots of humor
- lots of activities you can do to earn money

Cons
- quests that require you to wait for a certain NPC to appear (have fun waiting for a whole week)
- inability to move objects without destroying them
- not enough donkey

7.5 talking skulls out of 10
Posted 26 November, 2019.
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3 people found this review helpful
16.7 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Intence gameplay - check
Amazing locations - check
Mind-blowing ending - check
Would play again for sure
Posted 23 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,479.9 hrs on record (2,172.5 hrs at review time)
9/10
+ Awesome soundtrack
+ Customisable masks
+ Upgradable weapons
+ Guns look like abominations from the depths of Hell with all of the upgrades on them
+ Lots of skills and perks for different styles of playing
+ Hoxton is out of custody
+ Finally ended
- Piece of ♥♥♥♥ drill
- Find the tiara!
- Public office. Wow! We are in the wrong line of work, gentlemen.
- WULULULULULULULULULU
- The rat was Hector
- Not actually ended
- Break The Rules and White Collar Crime still exist
Posted 18 August, 2015. Last edited 22 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
523.5 hrs on record (343.3 hrs at review time)
8.5/10
+ Craftable arrows to the knee
+ "Summon arrow from my GPS" spell
+ Flying lizards
+ Wherewolves (Ha-ha, get it? WHEREwolves! Ha-ha-hah! Uh... ok)
- Imperial scum
- Not enough goblins
- Giants are not strong enough to launch stuff into space
Posted 18 August, 2015.
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178 people found this review helpful
458 people found this review funny
113.2 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
9/10
+ Emperor Jean-Luc Picard VII
+ Free copies of "Black horse courier"
+ Sean Bean dies
- Not enough Cliff Racers
- Not enough criminal scum
- Sean Bean dies
Posted 18 August, 2015. Last edited 18 August, 2015.
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