Hi, I'm Gus, and I'm gonna kick your ass at ANY video game you toss my way. Overwatch? I'm diamond. R6 Siege? I'm in eSports. League? I'm challenger. Hunter: Call of the Wild? I'm not very good at that one... Roblox Phantom Forces? I know jumps that haven't been INVENTED yet. Gran Turismo? I am a DEMON behind the wheel. Everything else on this frickin planet? Yeah, you're going down... n00b!

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Rainbow Six Siege: Most Flashbangs Thrown on House : 145,754th Place
Planetside 2: Most Time Spent Walking Over a Bridge : 9,855th Place
Halo 1: Most Missed Magnum Headshots : 15,253rd Place
Halo 2: Longest Distance Driven in a Ghost without Sleeping : 23rd Place
Halo 3: Longest Time Spent AFK in a Corner : 455th Place
Halo Reach: Most Slurs Spoken to a Female in One Match : 21,500th Place
Halo 4: Most Kills in the Settings Menu : 13th Place
Halo 5: Most Time Spent Not Booting Up the Game : 6th Place
Halo Wars 2: Most Amount of Troops Wasted Due to Bad Micro : 3rd Place
Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: Most Time Spent Not Using the MP5 Silencer : 13,905th Place
Call of Duty World At War: Most Time Spent in a Tank on Roundhouse : 77th Place
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2: Most Fumbled Chopper Gunners : 501st Place
Call of Duty Black Ops: Most Children Sexually Harassed Unknowingly : 13,989th Place
Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3: Most Enemy MOABs Died To : 759,324th Place
Gran Turismo 1: Fastest B-License Acquisition : 54,507th Place
Gran Turismo 2: Most Time Without Seeing a Ford GT : 21st Place
Gran Turismo 3: Most Time Spent Ramming the Pace Car : 14th Place
Gran Turismo 4: Most Time Spent Masturbating during Coffee Break : 5th Place
Armored Core 2: Most Ammo Used to Open a Door : 1,054th Place
Armored Core 3: Most Time Spent Listening to Main Menu OST : 3rd Place
Armored Core Last Raven: Most Controllers Broken during Gameplay : 1,051,435th Place
League of Legends: Most Games Played without a Single Visit from Jungler : 2nd Place
Rust: Most Amount of Roadsign Kits donated in One Hour : 2,043rd Place
Skyrim: Most Amount of Iron Ore Collected in a 48hr Period : 40th Place
Bloons TD6: Most Times Not Using Benjamin : 11th Place
PAYDAY 2: Most Time Spent Using Armor Builds : 855th Place
PAYDAY 3: Most Money Wasted on the Purchase of a Video Game : First Place
CS2: Most Spanish and French Teammates on One Team : 5,435,311th Place
TF2: Most Metal Spent Repairing a Single Mini Sentry : 422nd Place
Warframe: Most Formas on the Prisma Gorgon : 15th Place
Civilization 5: Most Gold Sent to City States During Wartime : 4,001st Place
Fallout 3: Most Time Spent Mocking Liam Nesson's Voice Acting : 5th Place
H1Z1 Just Survive: Most Time Spent on a Dead Game : 5th Place
Escape from Tarkov: Most Amount of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Heard during a Single Wipe : 3rd Place
Garry's Mod: Most Time Spent AFKing with Money Printers Active : 5,605th Place
Unturned: Top Player Using the Bulldog : 13th Place
APB Reloaded: Most Earraped Kill-Themes Heard : 98th Place
100% OJ: Most 1's or 2's Rolled in a Single Game : 23rd Place
Grand Theft Auto 3: Most Banshee's Stolen from the Dealership : 21st Place
Grand Theft Auto Vice City: Most Chainsaw Kills on Faggio Scooters : 4th Place
Blacklight Retribution: Most Time Spent Kinda Missing this Game : 6,455th Place
Star Wars Battlefront 2 2005: Most Wrist Rockets Dodged : 344th Place
Hitman Silent Assassin 2: Most Time Spent Realizing I Don't Like Hitman : 6th Place
AND MANY MORE TO COUNT...

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Yeah, I see you eyeballing my multi-billion dollar inventory. Yeah, I know you're jealous, keep simping. My inventory is comprised of some of the rarest and hardest to get items in the history of Steam. One of my most prized possessions? My orange long-sleeve shirt on Rust. Want it? You're gonna have to pay the price.
CURRENT INVENTORY VALUE: $5,984,101,054.31