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Recent reviews by ParallaxMurderer

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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
-Boring
-Annoyingly loud Win95 sound effects
-No point
-Only lasts 30 seconds before you've seen everything there is to see
+Free

Guess there are a whole lot of masochists and/or trolls with nothing better to do out there given the thousand positive reviews.
Posted 16 July, 2017. Last edited 16 July, 2017.
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5 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
I found it too tediously difficult to get any enjoyment out of.
Posted 10 June, 2017.
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1 person found this review funny
4.9 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Bonus point for working just as well on Linux as on Windows.
Posted 27 January, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
0.8 hrs on record
Besides the ridiculous asking price for what is apparently barely a DLC-length game that cuts you off in the middle of the story to try to make you spend even more on future DLC, performance is utter trash. An i7 5930k, 64 GB of RAM, all SSDs, and Radeon Fury X do not a low-end system make, yet loading times are horrid and FPS is all over the place.

The constant "tutorial" pop ups are extremely annoying, too. I said "Give Me Deus Ex". That implies I know what I'm doing. Stop interrupting my game every two minutes to tell me how to do something I've already been doing.

Refund requested.

I got this on sale for $20, and I don't think it was worth even that much with how much it pissed me off in just 45 minutes of playing.
Posted 5 January, 2017.
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2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
When the "release" version crashes before it even launches with ArrayIndexOutOfBoundsException, you know a dev team is incompetent.
Posted 10 December, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
4.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Less than a quarter of the price of a movie ticket and far more entertaining than most these days.
Posted 4 November, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
744.8 hrs on record (83.4 hrs at review time)
This is way more "one more turn" (though it doesn't really have turns, so rather "one more month") than Civ ever was.
AIs seem fine except for "sectors". That one is utterly ineffective and detrimental to your empire. Mods to increase core system max solve that (Expanded Core Worlds is a good one). I like that the game will sometimes decide to obliterate your empire. ♥♥♥♥ happens; deal with it. There's always a bigger gorilla you just haven't met yet; you can't always win :)
Posted 23 October, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
0.5 hrs on record
A great demo of VR capabilities that I never would have thought of without playing this, but has very little entertainment value.
Posted 7 May, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
0.7 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Vector 36 because it takes 36 minutes to realize you should return it for a refund. The vehicle you get to start with is slow. It handles like some bricks tied onto a kite. You get $3000 or so for finishing the tutorials. You need many tens of thousands to make a better vehicle, and you have to sit there and hold down keys to "accelerate" (for a really really really bad definition of accelerate) and steer your bricky kite through hours and hours of slowness just to get enough to buy parts or a pre-made vehicle. If you want to do anything at all to your vehicle in the garage, you have to deal with one of the most horrible UIs ever made. The "game" should never have been published in this state. To all devs everywhere: Early Access does not mean pre-Alpha. You should have something in a playable and fun state before you start asking for money.
Posted 11 December, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
1,419.8 hrs on record (1,415.5 hrs at review time)
Ever since Valve made this F2P, the moronic-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-to-decent-human ratio has gone stupidly high.

Now that the game has been retitled "2" from "GO", gave it another try. Still just as full of trolls as ever.
Posted 6 December, 2015. Last edited 24 October, 2023.
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