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7 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
195.8 hrs on record
i can't sneed
Posted 5 December, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
16.8 hrs on record (8.3 hrs at review time)
Nyx is my mom.
Posted 4 November, 2020.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
92.0 hrs on record (88.8 hrs at review time)
Biały Wilk w pełni wpierdalasz i patroszyćawal potwórów
Posted 7 January, 2020.
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27.4 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
silence, laowai
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.9 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
This game is bananas.
Posted 22 June, 2019.
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13.4 hrs on record (5.2 hrs at review time)
говно.
Posted 17 September, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
109.3 hrs on record (67.6 hrs at review time)
Rolling eyes fall. Ruling dies out.
Posted 7 August, 2018.
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3.0 hrs on record (1.4 hrs at review time)
Simple human resource managment game. The main selling point is the auto-generated cities. Had a blast controlling a terrorist attack in my city. Doesn't have that steep of a learning curve, and a good time waster.
Posted 18 July, 2018.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.6 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Let me start by saying - this game is not for everyone. It is clearly stated at the beginning. It is stated only once. After that - the window does not appear again. With this choice, the developers set the tone for the game. It will be visceral. It will be based on your luck. Your skills will count to your victory as well, but it's not enough with just mashing buttons.

The main 'gimmick' of this game is the physics. Everything is manipulated by them. You can feel the force of your swings as the mace connects with the helmet of your opponent, shaking his very brain inside his head. You can see your characters muscles tense as he dodges the slash of a dagger. You can see the shield holder struggling to keep his arm in place as battlehammer crashes down upon his shield. You can feel your character's pain, as he gets stabbed straight in the abdomen. But the satisfaction you get from making successful blows and outsmarting your opponents is orgasmic.

With this in mind, the game offers you two modes - arena, where you run your own gladiatorial stable and participate in various fights, trying not to die and the regular 'campaign', where you run around in an undead infested crypt (the undead react in various ways according to your behavior), trying, also, not to die. These modes provide quite in-depth gameplay opportunities, and with regular updates, many more features get implemented. A magic system and ranged weapons are planned features, along with more in-depth AI behavior and more fluff, decor, weapons and armor.

Honestly, this is a early-access game worth buying and watching for updates in the future. A sister game is also planned - Sui Generis, running on the same engine.

Good luck. And don't let your guard down.
Posted 21 October, 2016.
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3.5 hrs on record (2.6 hrs at review time)
I was going to give this a negative review but then CAT SILENCERS FOR SHOTGUNS.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
CAT SILENCERS
FOR
SHOTGUNS
AND OTHER GUNS
Posted 16 October, 2014.
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