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I’m so sick of all these people that think they’re gamers. No, you’re not. Most of you are not even close to being gamers. I see these people saying “I put well over 100 hours in this game, it’s great!” THAT'S NOTHING, most of us can easily put 300+ hours in ALL our games. I see people who only have a Nintendo Switch and claim to be gamers. Come talk to me when you pick up a PS4 controller, THEN we'll be friends.
Also DEAR WOMEN: Pokémon is not a real game. Animal Crossing is not a real game. The Sims is not a real game. Mario is not a real game. Stardew valley is not a real game. Mobile games are NOT.REAL.GAMES. put down the baby games and play something that requires challenge and skill for once.
Sincerely, all of the ACTUAL gamers.
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(sorry for bad english)
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What about Widow Maker?
I'm already Widow Maker
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Nerf Bastion!
You're right, so Winston?
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I already chose McCree
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On kadonnut Dodo-dodo-dodo lintukodosta
Hei radiot ja töllöt!
Etsintäkuulutus eetteriin
Saa muuten Dodo-dodo-dodo haulin höyheniin
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ill ♥♥♥♥ whoever the ♥♥♥♥ I want and the person I wrote this about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows who I'm talking about. ♥♥♥♥ you, ♥♥♥♥♥ (mellissa). You don't even squirt from what I've heard. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shamefull.
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or dfhutc dtfi, idgf.
This Man, this fine specimen is a mother ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ gorgeous love of my life and if anyone thinks differently about him I will have there penises removed from their lower body and stitched onto the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worthless heads because I would do anything (within reason) for him. Ill tell you a story, when I was younger I had a family of 2 yes I know it was one of my wives and then i grew up and I had 9 wives and 3 kids. I needed money because my sperm count was running low and my wives had no food then. so I met this legend and realised that life isnt about how far i can fit a horse ♥♥♥♥ down my throut or how many babies I can fit in my fridge. No none of that. Just friendship. it is about friendship and this kid thought me it. so I sold my kids to the korean shop down the road and my wives to the 2nd hand shop and I wrote this comment.
I love you xxxx
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