Recent reviews by Pythagoras R. Didgeridoo

Whatever Ubisoft Connect is, it crashes before the game itself even gets a chance to load.

Thanks Ubisoft

Harps on Lethal Company, but totally misses a lot of the elements that make that game fun. Janky physics that make it way too easy to break valuables, poorly designed mechanics, and enemies that just camp out where you need to go, making the game a huge frustrating boring slog.

Visuals do not justify the absurd specs required. My PC runs modern games at 60fps just fine at high to medium settings. Even with everything at it's absolute minimum, I get maybe 30 fps, and the whole thing looks like smeared ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. This is not acceptable.

Fix it and I'll change my review.

Used to be hella fun. but the developers basically just left the game broken and abandoned. Don't bother.

They fixed most of the stuff I had a problem with. Back to one of my favorite games