Recent reviews by toot toot

10/10 best game EU

I've only sank like 45 minutes into this game and can already say it has entertained me a lot. From the WHOOOSHIE WHOOSH in the intro that made me giggle, to the loud commentator telling me to FINALLY ENTER THE DOOR TO THE THEATRE.

Buy this game, it's worth every single penny. Or cent. Or whatever the hell your currency is.

Won a race against 5 others, got achievement 'Eat my dust'

10/10 would let others eat my dust again

Yes.

Made a call of duty game, but then called Call of Aliens. Was a hit. Sequal straight after was a disaster, people stuck to the original and even made a fan game of it.

Then made a hunting simulator, got rich, and wasted all my money on more call of aliens games.

10/10 would go bankrupt again virtually

Was walking through a forest, when I suddenly stumbled across a deer. The earth shook of a large creature closing in, and the deer quickly rocketed away by propelling himself with poop.

10/10 would be pooped on again

Alright, this review is updated as of the 28th of february 2016.

Although the game still crashes every now and then, the new changes to the ranking system, and the new weapons / transportations as well as the armor overhaul and the painting makes the game a lot more fun. I'd recommend it to someone who's looking to have some fun without having to pay!

*spends day building turrets, setting up big base with 2 turrets and walls for first night*
*accidentaly mistakes tier 2 bee for tier 1 bee*
*gets swarmed by red bees at night, both walls broken down, turrets gone and most of base heavily damaged*

10/10 would underestimate again

AI unit fired some digging thing into the ground.
It backfired and came back up hitting himself.

10/10 would watch suicides again

At first, this game seemed like a whole lot of fun. I played it for a while, and even spent some cash on it to buy a few booster packs and a battlefield...

But then the bugs hit me.

The first bug that occurred was the battlefield. It turned pitch-black. I couldn't see the battlefield at all, just darkness, with a few lines in em that formed the assault and defense zone. All I could see was the animation of the leaves dropping from the trees on my warpath sanctuary, the rest was pitch black. 900 lightmare points (which is about 7 euros) gone to waste. On top of that, exhausted cards also were pitch black. Could only see their outlines.

Now, after a while more the second, more annoying bug started to torture me. Crashes. So, so, so many crashes. I recently got back into the game, and that's when it began. I attempted to edit my deck, and upon tapping load the game froze, then crashed. So I gave it one more shot, this time it did load but after about 20 seconds in the editor my game crashed. Again.

Thus, I decided to just play a match. Fun, right? Even without checking out all the cards and tweaking it here and there it'd still be fun to play a regular match.....

Nope. Crashed. Tried again, two matches went fine, then crashed again.
So far I've played about 20 matches with my brother the last few days... Probably about 17 of them resulted in a crash.
There's just no fun in it for me anymore, because the game is so buggy...

I'm not returning to this game actively unless they stop adding cards and start fixing bugs. And before you start complaining like a total crybaby: Not everyone can afford a windows 8 supercomputer that runs even battlefield 4 without any FPS lags.

Edit: After recently wanting to go back to the game to give it a shot hoping it'd be better, I browsed the reviews, and apparently they completely f#cked up the store as well. I've decided not to give it another go. P2W, probably will die off soon as well.