Wow look at all the games you have! Ever thought about going into the Twitch realms?

Okay, I was going to say something funny (yes, I'm doing this for the badge thing), but I feel kind of upstaged by a trout now.

It's true! *hand to forehead* It was just an unfortunate trout I woke up next to. And it took many weeks to get rid of the smell.

durh..... anyone can.! though at least mine had a bit of flare... *fires Flare gun* see!

Who am I? I am Archonic Energy, Commander. Son of a murdered world. I am the right hand of vengeance and the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth, sweetheart! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you will ever see. God sent me.