Oh me mum was such a happy gal
Me dad he was so jolly
I love to tell the story how
They both died in the holly
I'll yap about the gassin'
With every chance I get
Don't know why your laughin'
I ain't even started yet

Oh, hi-tie, tiddle-lee-dee
Oh, no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, hi-fi, fiddle-lee-fee
Me mum died in the holly
And now I guess its funny
To an awful lot of folk
To hear me mums a lampshade
And me dads a bar of soap

Well some say I'm a fool
But it don't change how I feel
I don't care 'bout the pool
Or ridin' the Ferris wheel
Now me only ever wish is
That they didn't go to camp
'Cuz dad's cleanin' dishes
And me mum sits on a lamp

Oh, hi-tie, tiddle-lee-dee
Oh, no, me gosh, me golly
Yes, hi-fi, fiddle-lee-fee
Me mum died in the holly
And now I guess its funny
To an awful lot of folk
To hear me mums a lampshade
And me dads a bar of soap

Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ

I'M DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
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ERROR! Brothers of Islam are irreplaceable! I could never delete you Brother! Send this to ten other Mujahideen who would give their lives for ﷲAllahﷲ Or never get called Brother again.
If you get:
0 Back: Juhanam for you †
3 back: you’re off the martyr list
5 back: you have pleased Allah greatly
10+ back: JANAHﷲ!ﷲ!

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average hl2 rp description be like

A muscular male figure with a well-defined physique, wearing a sleeveless brown tank top with the phrase "I made everyone a bottom" printed on it. The figure has a tattoo on the left arm and is wearing red shorts. The individual has a beard and is wearing sunglasses with a reflective lens.