Glory to Scalekind

I mean lets be honest Jake Paul is kind of cute. And his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ personality really kind of turns me on. As a 37 year old man from Wisconsin, it really brings out my dominance kink. I just want to pin him down and ♥♥♥♥ some humility into him. I've always heard you can't turn a ♥♥♥♥♥ into a housewife, but it's time to find out if you can turn a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ into one. I think he would enjoy it, I know I would.

Bro... i have no idea who you are, but an amazing friend of mine just told me that you insulted her in Minecraft, if you have a problem with someone, just say it to their face, not hiding behind the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ keyboard, you made her real sad, you know that, hope your happy with that you ♥♥♥♥, she doesnt even know you, so why the ♥♥♥♥ insult an innocent gamer who just wants to enjoy themselves, since you dont know her, you never know they could be, and you never know who some of their friends are and are capable of doing, they could be anyone to you bro, from a simple stranger, to a full-on criminal/hacker, i'd think twice about who you insult bro, i really would, or you just may get on the wrong side


Merry christmas

Hey, I am a cute and sweet boi, 18 yeras old ~ who wants to have a master, I want to be a hardcore ♥♥♥ slut only for his use. My boi♥♥♥♥♥ is still virgin ;) <3 My master should be open for sharing nudes and stuff like that, I will be too :3 hope you will add me <3

Hello I'm Jajo and here's my résumé:

I was born at 420 Swag Lane, MLGville. At the age of 3.22 I was able to perform my first no-scope at a range of 666 metres. Shortly afterwards, I was recruited by Faze Clan to smoke dank weed with some of the greatest such as Snoop Dogg and Chuck Norris. 4.20 years later, I was made the leader of an MLG meme team responsible for various hits in conjunction with a certain Navy Seals member. Our memes were the dankest around and we succeeded at every mission. However, we were disbanded before the general public could find out about us. I believe I could be a great asset to you.

BE IT BREAKFAST, BRUNCH OR BED AND BE YOU A BAREFOOT BURGLAR, BRITISH BANKER OR BEDFAST BOOKMAKER A BASIC BESTIAL BLESSING IS THE BURGER! A BILLION BURGER BANQUET BEQUETH UPON ME FROM A BURGER BASTION OF BEDLAM BARELY BEGINS TO BOIL MY BULKY BURGER BURDEN. YET I MUST BARE BULBOUS BEGGERS BESEECHING BURGERS TO BUILD UPON THEIR BIG BAGGAGE WHILE BREEDING BARBARICALLY. BUT BEFORE THE BURGER BANQUET A BETTER BEGINNING IS OBLIGED. YOU MAY CALL ME BURGER KING.

Hey guys my name is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and like I'm really cool and ♥♥♥♥ so you wanna like Netflix and chill and be my bae and I can like eat your ♥♥♥♥♥ or sumting

hello i write with proper grammar and caps because i'm mature and serious guy, hello i don't get what a copypasta is, hello i take everything seriously and think high of myself. hi, i'm the white knight protector of the masses; but you can call me POM

I WAS SITTING IN MY COMPUTER AND A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER HE SAID HELLO DOES ANYONE LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER I SAID WHY YES I LIVE IN THIS COMPUTER AND THEN THE HOUSE WAS HIT BY THE LASER OF A FLOWER THAT HAD DIED FROM THE SCENT OF SMOOTH MILK IN THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY AND THE MIDDLE OF THE GALAXY WAS A CONSPIRACY THEORY BECAUSE THE GALAXY WAS ACTUALLY JUST A COLLAR IN A TUBE OF TUNDRA ELEPHANTS AND THESE TUNDRA ELEPHANTS ARE GOOD BECAUSE THEY ARE BAD BECAUSE SKELETONS AND THEN I REALIZED A SKELETON KNOCKED ON MY COMPUTER WHILE I WAS IN MY COMPUTER SO I DIED AGAIN BECAUSE I ALSO DIED EARLIER WHEN A LAZER OF A FLOWER HIT MY HOUSE AND ACCIDENTALLY CREATED A ROBOTIC VOICE THAT SAID BOO THE END

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Good day sir!
I'm here to ask YOU (☞ﾟ∀ﾟ)☞ an important question. Do you support the donger ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ foundation? Because if not I'm gonna have to call someone... ༼ ºل͟º ༽ Aaaaand his name is...
JOOOHHHN DONGER!
ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ ᕙ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ

ye gods, that lag when you invaded me was unreal (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trying to cosplay guts)

You don't meme like me tho

I know i have time for both

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hope not. I don't have the time for Furness AND memes

You will give in eventually ;)

Yep, quite sure. I've been around furries for almost two years now. Still going strong.

Are you sure you don't want it? And I will have you know it isn't hentai

I didn't ask I'm not into weird furry hentai like u guys

I need to keep a counter on how many people ask

"For research"

i want the full version of your avatar for purely scientific reasons

Yo fam im new!!!!!!! holds up mixtape my name is Daquan but u can call me t3h N1GgA oF d00m!!!!!!!! bruh…as u can see im a real savage. thats why i came here, 2 meet ��% no chill ppl like me… im 16 years old (i got first hand street experience tho!!) i like 2 Netflix n chill w/ my sidepiece (cuz you know this ain't my main one, smdh) bcuz da ♥♥♥♥♥ is straight fire!!!! shes savage 2 of course but i want 2 meet more savage ppl =) like they say the more lit the squad the more lit the ♥♥♥♥♥!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make a big squad here so give me lots of retweets!!!! WHYTHIS*****DRAKELOOKLIKEASAUDIWARLORD?????!!!!!!! !!! <--- me bein savage again _^ hehe…stay real fam!!! ! !

Have an MLG weekend!


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u jus gut noscopd ked
git gud

RRREERRR!!