Recent reviews by green skeleton

this is easily the most rewarding arena survival/garlic-like (whatever the hell these are called) game i've played; i feel like the choices I make in this game matter.

Annoying narrator that there doesn't seem to be a way to disable, enemies can stunlock you, combat is way too loose to feel rewarding.

the hot sniper lady likes minions

repentance is like ao3 fanfiction for an isaac game

Decent FPS roguelike. For how low it's priced I can confidently recommend it, though you do get what you pay for. For example, i had a combination of blessings (upgrades to your starting gun) that rendered me unable to defeat a certain boss, and it does get a little same-y after a while. However, it does feel great when you get a completely overpowered and insane combination of blessings.

minesweeper but Cool. 10/10 video game

are you gay? are you a furry? are you a scalie? do you want a big tiddie goth gf? (even if they made that character unromanceable?) do you want to commit arson? are you a massive hipster who nobody likes? do you take so many drugs your brain rearranges your cells into the shape of el salvador? do you wish to reinstate the monarchy? find love at spooky high school, where the devs made everyone over 18 so that people wouldnt be drawing porn of kids. 11/10 video game

"do you chumps speak japanese," says the japanese man in a room exclusively filled with other japanese people. 10/10 video game

this game is pretty fun (coming from someone who hasn't played a far cry game before) but the ending will make you want to drive to ubisoft headquarters and throw a lego set at whoever wrote it.

in skyrim, you can:
punch a merchant to refresh their inventory
become a furry
punch a guard and pay them to get into the city
phase through a wall to pull a lever
go to church
skip a significant portion of the story by picking up some papers
phase through walls with a bowl
level up your sneak to 100 by repeatedly stabbing an immortal old man in the back
yell at people
yell at a dragon who is voiced by mario
hold a political meeting that takes 20 real minutes

10/10 video game