Recent reviews by Sharpie McSharp

- Boring unskippable dialog from boring characters
- Painfully slow movement
- Awful control system. How did anyone think WASD was a good idea for what should be a point-and-click.

Great pig-themed game, although I'm not sure it can topple the crown of Conan The Mighty Pig, also on Steam.

This game teaches the importance of rehydrating after sword play. At least I think that was water. Also there's some oil drums with diamonds on? I have literally no idea what is going on. This game is terrible.

Addictive platformer with realistic porcine physics and a quite advanced stealth mechanic, but its not enforced - you're given the choice whether to be stealthy or just all action, kind of like Dishonored. The power-ups are inventive and really push the envelope of this genre.

For £2/$3, just get on it m8. It's nice for a simple game, good music, don't have to dodge stuff.

Feels like some proof of concept, before they thought about developing any actual gameplay.

Pretty unspired and overrated. Puzzles are mostly straight forward, and you can just muddle your way through most of them. Rarely got that nice "puzzlegasm" you get on a good puzzle game when you are mid-puzzle and the penny drops and you realize your current approach is all wrong, and that there's a whole other aspect to the puzzle. A well designed puzzle has a journey - from confusion, experimenting, semi-understanding, more experiementing, full-understanding. There was hardly any of that. Often I felt disappointed to solve a puzzle - I was overcome with a sense of "Oh, was that it?".

Buggy in parts, you and blocks can stick to walls at times.

Never played the original. Story wasn't particularly engaging. Ending was horrible. Spoiler: Either give me the choice to not enter the pod, or just let me plunge to my death in the incinerator for a nice dark ending. My heart sank when the cheesy cut scene with your wife and the president began.

Suprisingly enjoyable. Started off a bit slow, but get through that and I found myself with a good old-fashioned shooter: Nice big guns, nice upgrades, none of this stealth nonsense. Plot is reasonable, but who cares about the plot anyway when you have a rather large minigun.

It's a nice idea, but fundamentally flawed. It's enjoyable when you're making progress, but it's so quick and easy to get up to 1300, which is all the achievements. There was no unlock at 1400, so I'm assuming that 1300 is the last unlockable start speed. 1300 is pretty crazy and with no option to start faster, makes it harder to progress. If there was a 1400 unlock, I could then more easily push for 1500 etc. Could do with some other gametypes to add some variation.

Call me finnicky, but when I play a minesweeper game I prefer it so that the game doesn't actually reveal what the particular cell contains. As you move your mouse over a cell, it wobbles and reveals the underlying color (blue for mine, black for safe). This seems to have been reported many months ago but not addressed.