Recent reviews by Bzarlu of Jotenheim

This game is what I like to call "brutally humorous."

One minute, you're lopping off someone's head with a sword nearly half your size. The next, you're dancing with Bards on the enemy team while the hut around you is set ablaze and hundreds of men are rushing through below you.

11/10 would meme again.

Shoot bugs, bandits, and bosses in this loot-and-shooter.

11/10 would gamble again

This game has aged well, for one that was never planned to be released. I'd give it a go.

Hunk-At-Arms:
-Does not have any status inflicting attacks
-Cannot target more than one enemy unless he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ yells at them
-Riposte requires you to probably take damage and crit

-Is not female

Shieldpenetrator:
- ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SWEEP MASTER GODDESS
- MANUEVERABILITY WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥
- THE ABILITY TO BLOCK ALL DAMAGE
- "that queer prophet boss was ez hue hue"

11/10 man-at-arm's mother will get rule34 within the month

Are you a big fan of emotional Telltale-esque story-driven games?

Want to have more control over your actions, instead of irritating combination puzzles, and more interaction with the world?

Are you easily swayed by female protagonists?

This is the game for you. And hey, if you're still not hooked, there's always the first episode free. Free games are rad.

Play it for the boobs.
Play it for the button mashing.
Play it because it's Mortal Kombat for those lonely Saturday nights.

Play it.

11/10 would rather play irl

get out f2p

If you liked Hotline Miami 2, then it's already too late for you.

The extremely fast action and lightning fast reflexes means you'll have trouble in any chapter after 6 or so. Not to mention the rape-y speed the melee is will catch one off guard.

However, if you're like me, then you'd probably try the first one first, in order to give a wholesome review and feel better about the quality of the next one.


Or, well, I don't know. Maybe Hotline Miami 2 can serve as a "tier up" for some.



PLAY THIS GAME, I GIVE IT A GOOD 23.5/25 POTATO

It has a few issues (understandably), but I really enjoy the idea it brings, and I'd recommend this to any fans of upgrading tower defense games.

After a few days of playing this, I've come to the conclusion that this game is well worth my time and effort. I can't wait until I see more of this. :3