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> Start a game as Peru
> Spend a few years building up my economy and factories
> Build up a small military
> Invade Equador by 1938
> Invade Colombia and Venezuela by 1941
> N*zis have taken most of Europe by now, well past Moscow
> Take over the Panama capital one day after declaring war
> Panama capitulates
> Declare myself the "Bolivar Empire"
> Get an invite to the Axis from the moustache man himself
> "Okay the Germans are about to take Russia, they have most of Europe, surely there are more important targets than me"
> Join the Axis
> Immediately, the US, UK and Netherlands (who doesn't even have their home state anymore) naval invade me
> Get absolutely no support from any Axis members except for a single 2.5k shipment of completely obsolete rifles from Italy
> within 2 months I have been wiped off the face of the planet


10/10 would Axis again

Normal difficulty FIRE IN THE HOLE tidal wave frame perfect zoink speedrun cheater

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edit: i got stuck on a level for 2 hours and now i have tinnitus

Finally bought this game after years of wanting to, now I can't stop playing. Yeah, the game is buggy, and yeah, Chernarus may be a bit too big, but the workshop is still alive and thriving to this day, which if you are dissatisfied, can fix a bunch of these issues. This game is, in my opinion, one of those games its worth to have in your library, and it's even better with friends.

this game is unbelievably fun, grew up playing this game. definitely recommend picking this up and installing northstar, 10/10

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This game is truly a life-changer. This clicker shooter platformer RPG game is really something special and it helped me discover my purpose in life. Thank you q̴̺͂u̵͔͆ȁ̴̳̦̃c̶̪͐k̴̲͖͛e̶͚̾̂r̴̭̱̀ Orius Games for this masterpiece.

After 200 hours in CS:GO, playing on and off for years and finally getting somewhat decent at the game, Valve has completely delisted CS:GO and 'upgraded' to CS2. Now, regardless on anyone's feelings on CS2, Valve should not have completely removed it. The people arguing for this game that say "Oh, well people didn't like CS: Source and Go when it came out!" completely forget that if they didn't like the new one, THEY COULD GO BACK.

Now, I don't have Prime, as I hadn't found the cheating problems that annoying, and I like helping new players. But now, there's a cheater in almost every game, and you can't even see their POV anymore because killcams have been COMPLETELY removed. Workshop maps don't seem to work at all, and all of my custom settings, my viewmodel and my crosshair got reset. Not to mention all of the crap around community servers being forced to 64 tick, which is absurd.

It's amazing Valve got away with taking away so much in this "upgrade". Hopefully Valve will fix some of these issues soon, but honestly my mouth has been soured and I don't feel like I even want to come back.

never gets boring with a arsenal of weapons, like a competitive sandbox