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2 people found this review helpful
1.9 hrs on record
it's a fun puzzle game with a deceptively simple mechanic.

the concept of literally using the letters to push the titular Push the cat is quite neat.

the story, surprisingly, was touching, and even stirred up some emotions in me.

a recommend for any cat lovers out there.
Posted 5 December, 2024.
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22 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
47.6 hrs on record
quite an underrated gem if you ask me.

i know immersive sims are not everyone's cup of tea, but this game really does this genre justice by giving us a great story, with great presentation, and a very flexible gameplay loop that gives the player the freedom of problem solving.

it's a shame this ended up becoming a commercial failure for many reasons, both justified and unjust.

P.S.: check your coffee mug.
Posted 10 November, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.5 hrs on record
the best Romanian simulator the market has to offer.



...is what i would've said if it wasn't for one glaring flaw.

they completley butcher the pronounciations of Romanian names

as a native Romanian this bothers me so much, that i am forced to drop the game's score from a 10/10 to a 0/10.
Posted 25 June, 2024.
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3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.9 hrs on record
here are my [THOUGHTS] about this game:

a great game that tackles the ideas of [SELF] and artificial intelligence.

[STORY]wise, it's complex and intricate, that will make you [THINK] and [FEEL] emotions.

while the visual style is certainly unique, it sometimes gets a little too much, whith me getting legitimate headaches from especially agressively jittery visuals.

honestly, gameplay-wise, i initially liked the idea of a timed exploration within the [[DREAMSCAPE] EXPLORER], where you seek shortcuts to optimize your usage of the limited time you have, on top of actually getting to shoot some baddies that will also give you time bonuses. but no matter how much fun you make a trial-and-error gameplay loop, it's still trial-and-error that will become more annoying the more you play. plus, the combat feels very clunky.

despite the negatives, [RECON]mend you to check out the game.
Posted 5 June, 2024.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
11.9 hrs on record
my mind has been turbo overkilled by this game at the time of writing this review.

this is crack in digital form, except it's a more accessible variant.
Posted 8 May, 2024.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
49.2 hrs on record
to be part of the family you need to:

-get punched in the face.
-eat garbage meals.
-fight your moldy family members.
-kill the moldy girl grandma, who becomes a giant mold monster.
-lose your mind from trying to 100% this game.

standard fair for any Louisianian family.
Posted 17 March, 2024.
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2 people found this review helpful
4.3 hrs on record
a fun little retro-style shooter.

love the movement mechanics in this one.

it is very short tho.
Posted 26 December, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
14.8 hrs on record (11.6 hrs at review time)
i went in knowing nothing about WH40k.

now i have finished the game and i can confidently say...

i still know nothing. but killing heretics was at least fun lol.
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.3 hrs on record
the best warcrime simulator on the market.

the only problem are the heavys.

they deserve 10x the amount of warcrimes.
Posted 1 January, 2023.
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12 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
19.4 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
i loved the moment when the main character said "It's SUPERHOTin' time!" and then SUPERHOTed all over the red dudes.

this is why SUPERHOT is one of the innovative shooters i've played in years.
Posted 27 August, 2022.
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