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uyuduğu sırada biri diğerine;
- ''hadi *ikişelim'' demiş.
digeri;
- ''kafayımı yedin bi sürü insan var''.
diğeri; - ''merak etme hepsi uyuyuyordur bak istersen
hostesten bi kola isteyeceğim kimseden ses
gelmez hostes bile uyuyordur''.
ibne;
- ''bi kola getirin''.
diye seslenmiş kimseden tık yok bi daha istemiş gene aynı daha sonra başlamışlar *ikismeye
sabah olunca hostes servise başlamış.
bir ihtiyar;
- ''ah kızım sabaha kadar başım ağrıdı'' demiş.
hostes;
- ''amca isteseydiniz size aspirin getirirdim'' demiş.
ihtiyarda;
- ''kızım nasıl isteyim, adamın biri kola istedi
sabaha kadar *iktiler''
HAYATIMDAN SİLİYORUM! Sil Tuşuna Bastı
SİLİNİYOR... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%.
HATA! Silinirken kritik bir hata oluştu; sıkıntı şu ki bu KARDEŞLİK bozulamaz çünkü, hayatımdaki değerli insanlardan biri olduğun tespit edildi.
"Just how much can I get away with and still go to heaven?"
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You will be imprisoned for contributing your time and skill to a bank robbery.
😙
How many NASA managers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
"That's a known problem... don't worry about it."
😲
I *____knew* I had some reason for not logging you off... If I could just
remember what it was.
🤠
Term, holidays, term, holidays, till we leave school, and then work, work,
work till we die.
-- C.S. Lewis
🤥
Peter: Yes, we all enjoy the Bible in this house!
Francis: Really? What's your favorite book of the Bible?
Peter: Ah... um... ah... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece and the man in the big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital?
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I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in
my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.
-- Emo Phillips
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𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍
𝓗𝓪𝓹𝓹𝔂 𝓗𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓷
"𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚋𝚎𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚜"
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘
𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚣𝚎𝚗.𝚋𝚕𝚜
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𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚐𝚘
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚔𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚢
Have a nice weekend friend!
Have a nice weekend friend!
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𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍
𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚎𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍