Recent reviews by claude

showed this to my dog and he started glowing bright red and began to float. i think he likes the game.

blindly drove through the desert, jumped out of the car and watched it summersault over 50 feet into the air and land right in front of militech mercanaries. Not one of them cared.

10/10

best game to accidentally commit a building-wide massacre by the use of it's own security system
10/10

this game is great for testing your patience, as not only you slowly create impenetrable fortresses from where you create your weaponry and advance your science, but you can also watch it be turned into ruin as a conveniently placed portal appears right beside your crafting bench and the wrath of alien jesus barrels out of it and wrecks everything into smithereens.

otherwise, a 10/10 game

shodan sent a RCXD on my ass and obliterated me alongside 4 other enemies in a corridor.
Would reccomend

A well indowed remake of the first game. The visuals are amazing, and the story is enriching and stays to the original material. The gameplay is about the same as you would get with other open-world crime simulators, with points to adding how much you want police to react to you, and while it strives to be "realistic" it does have some loopholes and issues.Overall, that ending had me in tears.

They took everything.
My money, house, family, and several of my organs to fund shark cards.
Would reccomend.
Please give me more shark cards.

A sandbox like no other (unless you count MaD) where there aren't any secrets hiding anywhere; trust me, i am a scientist (this is true) and there isn't anything alive about it (ignore the sounds)

A fun and relaxing game where everything's possible. With DLC's, of course!

Although yes, most things are locked behind a paywall, the basics that you do get are pretty good.
With a revamped and more simple building style (with the introduction of blueprints if your lazy! :-) ) And the introduction of a explorable world without any loading screens from the previous games (although it'll lag on latency computers) The jobs are pretty fun also, from being a store-clerk to being a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ president of united sims of simerica (ignore that pun) Altough you have to grind alot for the skills, which will take time out of your sim's day in order to master them, but in the end it does pay off! In the end, it's a pretty cool and casual game to play when you want to chill out after a day's work. Just, if you want more, get that debit card ready!