Recent reviews by Thomas

It'd be better if I had friends.

What a play!

I can't recommend this game enough: really great game, but a learning curve steeper than the nerd boners it gives to some people.
PS at the moment I'm writing this I've played 12 hours. I've completed all tutorials, know how to make AI and a good efficient engine and I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to get good CRAM cannons. Good luck cotton, it's your turn to make me proud.

Make-♥♥♥♥♥-and-♥♥♥♥-a-castle simulator 2016

10/10 would slap with fish again

Ah, The Escapists. The game where you:

- Stick to routine
- Don't stick to routine
- Befriend people
- Punch the same people in the face for money
- Get a sock
- Get duct tape
- Get more duct tape

What did I forget? Ah yes, you have to escape prison.

Welcome to hacking, jumping, smashing doors in people's faces, installing apps, dodging bullets, catching the train and texting.

I've been playing this game since update 2.10, and its had so many good (and slightly less needed or good) changes, and I'm allowed to say after all this time and 170+ hours into this game: It's really, REALLY good.

The best part: ITS FREE WAKE UP AMERICA YOUR SALVATION IS HERE
No really but this game is awesome. Try it.
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It was a little annoying at the beginning, since you get killed a couple of times, but when you craft/find a good weapon, you get time to explore the world and build a home. Eventually, you'll find a dungeon or a NPC village that you can live with or raid. Then, you go to different sectors of the universe and start making more houses.

I did not cover everything, but I hope this helps!