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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
154.9 hrs on record (116.9 hrs at review time)
It'd be better if I had friends.
Posted 13 November, 2016.
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136.9 hrs on record (44.4 hrs at review time)
What a play!
Posted 6 October, 2016.
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34.2 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I can't recommend this game enough: really great game, but a learning curve steeper than the nerd boners it gives to some people.
PS at the moment I'm writing this I've played 12 hours. I've completed all tutorials, know how to make AI and a good efficient engine and I have no ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue how to get good CRAM cannons. Good luck cotton, it's your turn to make me proud.
Posted 1 August, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
13.6 hrs on record (11.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Make-♥♥♥♥♥-and-♥♥♥♥-a-castle simulator 2016
Posted 6 June, 2016.
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135.4 hrs on record (116.3 hrs at review time)
10/10 would slap with fish again
Posted 8 March, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
68.5 hrs on record (53.0 hrs at review time)
Ah, The Escapists. The game where you:

- Stick to routine
- Don't stick to routine
- Befriend people
- Punch the same people in the face for money
- Get a sock
- Get duct tape
- Get more duct tape

What did I forget? Ah yes, you have to escape prison.
Posted 7 November, 2015.
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22.3 hrs on record (19.7 hrs at review time)
Welcome to hacking, jumping, smashing doors in people's faces, installing apps, dodging bullets, catching the train and texting.
Posted 7 November, 2015.
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407.4 hrs on record (170.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I've been playing this game since update 2.10, and its had so many good (and slightly less needed or good) changes, and I'm allowed to say after all this time and 170+ hours into this game: It's really, REALLY good.

The best part: ITS FREE WAKE UP AMERICA YOUR SALVATION IS HERE
No really but this game is awesome. Try it.
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Posted 17 February, 2015. Last edited 30 April, 2016.
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0.5 hrs on record
vibe
Posted 4 February, 2015. Last edited 9 September, 2020.
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358.1 hrs on record (3.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
It was a little annoying at the beginning, since you get killed a couple of times, but when you craft/find a good weapon, you get time to explore the world and build a home. Eventually, you'll find a dungeon or a NPC village that you can live with or raid. Then, you go to different sectors of the universe and start making more houses.

I did not cover everything, but I hope this helps!
Posted 11 March, 2014.
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