Recent reviews by Nobunaga the TuxedoGator

Finally I can post a negative review of this game without my friends crucifying me.

The madmen actually added Neco-Arc 12/10

Slightly more enjoyable than being waterboarded.

I found RUFFly 9-ish dogs...Although, Temmies might be dogs too? No wonder Toby had so much trouble counting them...

Also, sorry about the pun (but not really). If these kinds of puns are harmfull to your well-being, you may want to avoid this game. Now on to the actual review:

Awesome story
Awesome music
Awesome and innovative combat
Awesome characters
Awesome dating HUD
Sub-par hanging out HUD
aWESOME tEMMIES!!!
The genre can fluctuate from comedy to almost-horror, all depending on your actions
The game knows what you're thinking and what you do, have done, and will do
Awesome puns

Some puns can result in serious injury due to sheer groan-inducingness
Dogs are too hard to count...
Might make you write essays
The community has a few annoying tendencies, deserving their own sub-section:
People overuse determination jokes...
People overuse having a bad time references...
Community-made puns are sometimes so terrible that even I can't endure them...
OH NO WHAT THE...You don't want to know.
Carefull, the internet loves spoiling things. Finish the game before joining the community.
Seriously, spoilers everywhere. Watch out.
If you want the badges, these trading cards are crazy expensive compared to any other games'

So, in summary:
Play it. Play it NOW. And join the community at your own risk.

11/10, and not in a joking way, this game totally surpasses any rating system.

P.S. You'll probably want to get the soundtrack bundle as well. That's up to you, though.

Skyrim was the first Elder Scrolls game that I bought, and I must say that it did not disappoint. The amount of depth to the quests and the world in general is unreal. Even after playing through the storyline once or twenty times, it feels like a new experience when you start a new game. I highly recommend it to just about everyone. My only complaint is that the dungeons sometimes start to feel repititive, but it still makes up for it by adding unique storylines to each. In summary, this game gets a 11/10.