Recent reviews by War Kite

HELLOU HELLOU HELLOU HELLOU VERY GOOD VERY GOOD HELLOU I'M SORRY VERY GOOD

Used to be so that you hit lvl 20 and your friends tell you to go lvl in ToTW and then you go there and whack some legos n shiz and after a while someone in bling bling grid armor comes in with 30+ mobs and the last boss of the instance on their tail and gets you and your teammates killed. Of course you get really angry coz you just lost all your xp towards the next level and send him some hate tells and he's just like "sry didnt c u there buddi."

After you somehow manage to avoid the trains in ToTW, you get to lvl 60 and your cool ass friends tell you to go to foreman's. You go there and go do the collar quest and kick some floaters and stuff. Then the same guy in bling bling grid armor who trained you in ToTW comes running by with 10+ bloaters and Tri-Plumbo on his tail and you're like "what the ♥♥♥♥ mate?" and you find yourself at the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reclaim terminal in The Longest Road.

So okay now that that ordeal is out of the way and you hit lvl 80 and the xp in foreman's just isn't that great anymore so you and your great ass buddies go and slam some borgs in mort. All is cool and chill except then some nabcake comes running in with his twinked ass bling bling grid armor yo' mothafuka superior perennium beamer yo yo whaddup nablets and starts kill stealing all your damn borgs and now your team is getting zero xp coz your awesome ass friends forgot to tell you that you need to get some cred in order to get better loot than the ♥♥♥♥♥ they sell in the stores.

Moral of the story: Grid armor 5/5 armor, only need cred 2 win, train on the way, don't worry about haters, gg

shiiiiiing swoosh SWOOSH sWOOsh RULES OF NATURE click DING *jug JUG JUG* *DIRNT dirnt dirnt* *wub wub wub* klunk swoosh PLINK
*WU-WU-WU-WU-WUB WU-WU-WU-WU-WUB* BLAST FLASH splash splatter

smack shiiiiiiing SLASH SWOOSH slash slash *wub wub wub wub wub* *gada gada gada* swoosh CLINK SLASH brrrrrrr SLASH

now there's a pretty meme, EXQUISITE! *BLARE WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB KRAKAKAKAKA JUGJUGJUGJUG* SWOOSH SLASH KLINK KLUNK SWOOSH SLASH *WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB* YOUR MEMES END HERE

SHASHING BOOM *JUGJUGJUGJUG DIRNT DIRNT DIRNT WUB WUB JUGJUGJUG* SLASH BOOM KLINK BOOM swoosh SLASH SLASH DING

*WU-WU-WU-WU-WUB WU-WU-WU-WU-WUB* *JUGJUG JUG JUGJUG JUG* SHIIIIIING SLASH WOOSH SLASH SLASH WOOSH PLINK DING SLASH SLASH THRUST

*WU-WU-WU-WOBWOBWOB WU-WU-WU-WOBWOBWOB TLUUCK TLUUCK TLAWCK TLAWCK* BOOM PEWPEW PEW PEWPEW BOOM CRASH SWOOSH WOOSH SLASH DINGDINKPLINK BOOM PEWPEW MOOMOO *WOWOWOWO WUB WUB WUB WUB* SUPLEX KA-BOOM
DON'T ♥♥♥♥ WITH THIS SENATOR THUMP BOOM FLASH BOOM KABOOM BOOM BOOSH BLAST BOOM KABOOM SWOOSH SLASH BOOM BAM FLASH BOOM BAM BAM KABOOM SLASH SLASH THRUST SPLAT


Disclaimer: This is only based on my experience, so try to be critical and remember that your mileage may wary.

press lightning spear to win game

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WROOM WROOM CRASH BOOM WROOM WROOM

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