Recent reviews by Mr Onion

Very very fun, unless you rage quit very easily. It'll take some work but it's very very rewarding to reach the top of some of these mountains.

Very fun

Generic steam review but I added further details

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful - everything is very neat and easy on the eyes
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ It's just gameplay - you are wiring things up. Most of the "gameplay" is you coming up with the solutions in your head. I will warn you that it can get slightly tedious, but it's not that bad.
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☑ Not too bad - loops one song and has like a single sound effect. I would say it's very good, but points taken away for it getting old very fast.
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids - too complicated, however it would be good to kind of show them the basics of "this is an and gate" and stuff
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma - unless your grandma had a career dealing with computers in a technical way

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato - I can run it at 60 fps cleanly and I have an Intel core i3-1115G4 and integrated graphics. I bet it wouldn't run a simulation of a cpu as fast as others, but simpler circuits can run at full speed.
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned - 304 mb ish on my computer, and if you can't spare half a gigabyte on your computer then you should consider going through and cleaning it up.
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage - this is basically an educational game. How hard it is will depend on how good you are with logic puzzles or if you have prior knowledge like programming
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks - you can optimize circuits because there's often a better or cleaner way to make it once you get into the more complicated parts right before having a fully functional cpu, but you could also just leave it.
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore - there is kind of a story, but it's not as engaging as a book for children and is mainly just a source of humor between levels.
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long - Levels are less than 5 minutes to start, then they start to take longer. It depends on the person, but I'm 7 hours in and I'm just a couple levels away from a full cpu.
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price - it can teach you a lot if you're into it. If you don't really care about how a cpu works and are more interested in solving puzzles, it might not be worth it but I think it's worth trying for an hour and a half to see if you wanna refund
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of - the only bugs are bugs you make yourself by wiring/programming wrong
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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☑ 9 - I've learned a lot from playing this, and I feel so accomplished and proud of what I've done so far in this game.
☐ 10

---{ Author }---
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Silly, fun, wholesome. Music is an absolute bop, visuals are a bop, everything has so much charm. Worth at least 5 minutes of your time. Downloading doesn't take long at all, it's free, what are you waiting for?

Very fun few minutes. I loved every second of it.

Apewar is good. Very fast paced. I must advise everyone to accept Apewar Ape Life as your new life.

Game is very entertaining. Minecraft but with conveyor belts. You never feel stuck, you can always find new ways to solve a problem in this game. Except for bugs, but it's early access. You can't do much about those but report them. The only bugs I've found are slight momentary visual glitches/flickering.