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1 person found this review helpful
1.1 hrs on record
Early Access Review
If you've ever played the tabletop game "Eldritch Horror", this is basically that but with more Junji Ito-inspired stuff.

Even after an hour of playing I can tell that it's good stuff.
Posted 2 February, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
149.6 hrs on record (93.4 hrs at review time)
LOOK AT ME, I'M STONY ROCK
Posted 28 January, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
4.6 hrs on record
It's short and don't go into it expecting a shooter, but it's a fantastic game nonetheless.
Posted 15 October, 2022.
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14 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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1,660.0 hrs on record (1,131.6 hrs at review time)
Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Posted 13 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
98.9 hrs on record (64.0 hrs at review time)
Amazing game, but Ben 10 is everywhere.
Posted 10 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
3.0 hrs on record
Was it short? Yes. Was it kind of easy? Yes. Was it still very enjoyable and do I think it's worth playing? Definitely yes!
Posted 12 November, 2021. Last edited 25 November, 2021.
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3.8 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Honestly my only complaint is that there's not a ton of songs included (and no modding tools to add more like in Beat Saber), but the game's so fun that it's still kickass just replaying the levels on higher difficulties and with different modifiers! They also just added 3 new songs on a summer-themed update today, so the game definitely isn't abandoned!
Posted 28 August, 2020.
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71 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
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2.8 hrs on record (2.7 hrs at review time)
Masterpiece.
Posted 3 April, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
3.3 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
Very unique mechanics. A little rough around the edges but the visual design, music and gameplay more than make up for it! Story's based on Finnish folklore, more specifically the collection of folk poems "Kalevala". One of the major cities is even named after that!
Posted 25 March, 2020. Last edited 26 March, 2020.
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0.7 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
If the dev gets 2000 reviews by the end of the year, they won't have to eat mayo. Save them!
Posted 31 December, 2019.
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