Recent reviews by Cutie Patootie

This dude took a sht in the water supply and I have no idea how to clean it and now the water has a funny taste :/

I would recommend this game if the company didn't lie to everyone or delay the game 3 times after 8 YEARS and still deliver an exceptionally buggy and short experience.

Negatives:
- Poorly optimised
- Horrible FPS
- Exceptionally short story
- Some of the worst AI in video game history
- Riddled with bugs, someone needs to call an exterminator
- Over hyped and deceitful marketing
- Straight out lies from the devs about content
- Lifepaths only matter for the first 20 minutes of the game which is a complete joke
- There are barely any choices in this game that actually give a different meaningful outcomes

Positives:
- City looks nice
- Panam and Judy are hot
- The side missions are pretty enjoyable

To all the fangays who call this game a 10/10, you should seek psychiatric help, and if you're in Australia, don't cry that the critics didn't give your game a perfect score. Call this number instead 13 11 14

After all the fixes, the game is finally playable however I still cannot recommend it as it feels very very lackluster. There is hardly any content at the given time and I feel like almost every corner there is a blocked off area that says "future content update".

I'd say wait until the game is out of early access or at least has gotten a few content updates before you buy

Harder than pogostuck.
Super fun though

minecraft prison

Don't waste your time. The only good thing about this game is the boob physics

So far the best game I've played in 2019. If you consider yourself good at games, give this one a go. It will test the very best

Honestly a great little experience. Definitely helps you understand the certain problems people with depressing and anxiety face.

trash game, only good for trolling

Great concept but the game is a miss.

Game looks awesome but the environments are small. The controlls are clunky (I played with a controller because I hate using mouse and keyboard for games like this) and there's something about attacking just doesn't feel right.

For under $30 I'd say the game is worth it but it is yet to drop that low so don't waste your money yet.