Recent reviews by Top Guy

1. No sexy japanese babes
2. Combat, meh
3. Feels soulless (bad for a souls-like)
4. Allow me to reiterate, there are NO sexy babes

Meh.

After playing RPGs with actual branching trees of choice, important & fascinating dialogue etc. this game felt extremely stale from the get-go.

If you want an actually fun game, go play 'Disco Elysium'

Also Keanu Reeves is over hyped & lame

What is a 'game'?

Can a fly 'fly'?

Should this count as a perfectly completed game even though I only played it for seven minutes?

These are all questions I asked myself during and after playing "The Final Solution" *whoops* I mean "The Plan"

catholicism simulator

This is the first game to ever make me shed a tear. What a roller coaster of grief this life is.

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When I don't play this game, I miss him

Thanks for not making a second game that parodies sequels with very little additional gameplay by doing just that......oh wait, you did!

Still love this game, though. I have another 30hr on my older account.

i got to use a machete yay

This game is my favorite thing that has ever existed. I would give my left kidney to live in this world.