Recent reviews by Topwaffle

What a wonderful game. This game has proven to be a very fun and emotional experience. Let me tell you what happened on a scavenging run of mine.

I sent Pavle to go scavenge a detached house. We were aware of the fact that it was inhabited by a group of bandits. However, we were desperate for food. So, I sent Pavle in with a knife and his wits. Soon, he was heard, and a woman with an assault rifle started prowling the halls to find him. I didn't know what to do, so I made a bunch of noise, as part of my plan. A girl who was living there called for help and ran, and in the process opened a locked door. I ran through the door and hid in a crevice in the wall. Then, the girl with the assault rifle showed up again, and I knew I had only one choice. I jumped out of hiding, grappled her, and mauled her with the knife. Immediately, a feeling of guilt came about me. I didn't want to kill. But I didn't have time, another man with a shotgun had arrived. I killed him too. I started attacking the third girl, thinking she was going to kill me, I slashed once, twice, before realizing that she was begging for me to spare her; she was unarmed. But it was too late, I had already clicked the third time. A final slash and she was dead. I found the supplies I needed, but from that moment on things were never the same at the shelter. Everyone was sad.

On a completely different playthrough, I sent Zlata on a scavenging mission. I was scouring through a supermarket, looking for food, when I heard a soldier talking. He had stopped a young girl who was scavenging, and was asking her why she was there. Before long, he offered her food for a "favor". I realized quickly that he was planning to rape the poor girl. I wasn't going to let that slide, I couldn't. So, I burst through the door and stabbed the man in the back, nearly killing him. The girl ran off, and I was sure that this was it; the man would get up and shoot me dead. But, I kept fighting. I won. A final stab killed the man, leaving me with the spoils and the rest of the supermarket open. Not only that, but I had saved a life, too.

So, these are my two most memorable experiences in this game. This is a game of morals, survival, good and evil. It's a wonderful game that I would most definitely recommend.

Well, what can I say. The game is awful, but you can easily make a profit selling the trading cards. So I guess that's a win?

Likewise, you can buy it super cheap and send it to all of your friends. That's a plus right there. Definitely recommend this game.

All of the negative reviews I have seen were justified at their time of posting. However, ever since the Reforged update, this game has become incredible, dare I say better than native Warband. I would highly recommend this DLC at this point in time.

Don't take it from the time I've spent playing this on Steam, I've played this game for hundreds of hours since it originally came out. Now, this game got a lot of flak because it didn't meet the standards the trailer left for it. Now, while this is true, I still think it was great for what it is worth. A lot of the games feel like minigames, that is true, but it is still a lot of fun, especially once you reach the Space Stage. Traveling the entire galaxy is something I have always wanted from a game.

As well, I have spent hours simply creating new creatures; it's so fun!

I'd say this game is worth your money, despite what you would hear.

I haven't seen a better space simulation out there. I love this game. Desigining space crafts, landers, rovers, spaceplanes... There's so much to do. I remember playing this game way back when there was only Kerbin and the Mun; I never even made it to the Mun, yet I had so much fun designing rockets and flying them around, usually ending in a crash and a large explosion. Now, so much has been added, and the game is endlessly fun. Anyone who is a fan of space should get this game. Even if you aren't a huge fan, you can probably still enjoy this game.

I liked this game quite a bit at first. However, I very shortly learned that you have to pay weekly in order to use any guns that aren't the default gun. It has fun game mechanics and the like, but it require you to sink way too much money into it. Other F2P games, such as TF2, let you keep the weapons that you buy; this one has you pay weekly.

You should definitely try out this game. It's completely nonlinear and open world. It's a game set in medieval/feudal times, and gives you any number of choices. You can choose to be a petty thief at the start, or you can be born into nobility. From there, you work your way up in the ficional continent of Calradia. You can join a nation, you can be an outlaw, or you can form your own nation and be king/queen. This is one of my favorite games, I would greatly advise checking it out.

Well, in short, this game is Mount & Blade, with pirates. It's even made in the same engine.

This game is a completely nonlinear, open world game based in the Caribbean in 1665 AD. You can do whatever you want, really. Want to join the French and beat up Spanish people? Do it! Want to be a pirate? Go for it. Want to be a pirate, and form your own pirate nation, that you get total rule over? Go ahead.

At the time of writing, this game is still in early access and is somewhat weak in terms of features, but the devs are working very hard to add to it. I would still recommend this game, as it is playable and fun.

While the developers got a lot of flak for failing to meet the expectations of their previous game, they have more than made up for it with this masterpiece. Every update they release makes the game better. One of the best sandbox/survival games I have played.

I recieved a message from my friend today:

"Guys I am truly sorry but one guy with a bolt v the k.o.s clan it just wasn't a pretty defense. They found our base killed me took it over and now are using me and its 3 other new inhabitants as serfs. They have changed all the locks on the doors to 1414. But I have a plan. We as a team gain there trust (in which I have), infiltrate their ranks(complete as well), and slowly make weapons to gain back our freedom! Alas this will take time but with the combined force of 8 people and a man that can make both c4,kev, and explosive (for c4) we can take the compound back. Now I have manged to save one bolt action and I am currently attempting to hide metal so we can create guns. That will be step 1. Step 2 is to kill a ♥♥♥♥ ton of animals and mine a ♥♥♥♥ ton of rocks because we need at least 6 c4 and then we need to add doors. Step 3 when they are not on we take back our base and then steal theirs. Or we can just find a new server but that's not as fun"

Another time, my friends and I were kidnapped, and forced to fight to the death with rocks. As a three time world champion, I won a free shotgun.

One time, my friend was held at gunpoint, and mugged... for his rock.

You will experience things in this game unlike anything you have ever experienced before. Truly amazing.