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"Dishonored" is where you sneak, stab, and summon rats with the flair of a dark, supernatural ninja. You're Corvo Attano, wrongfully accused and stylishly masked, navigating the grimy yet gorgeous streets of Dunwall to clear your name and save the day, all while deciding whether to be a ghost or a one-man apocalypse.

The game shines with its "choose your own adventure" style of gameplay. Want to teleport like you're too lazy to walk? Check. Fancy controlling rats to do your bidding because why not? Absolutely. The powers are as fun as they are absurd, turning every mission into a playground of dark, magical possibilities.

Dunwall itself is a character, a beautifully bleak city that changes based on your penchant for chaos. Ever wondered if you can bypass security by possessing a fish? "Dishonored" says, "Why not?" It's a world where every shadow holds a secret, and every action (or misadventure with explosives) reshapes your tale.

In essence, "Dishonored" is a brilliantly crafted stealth game that encourages creativity and delivers a compelling story, all while letting you play as the most badass, rat-conjuring magician around. It's short, sweet, and to the point, like this review. 10/10, would accidentally summon a horde of rats in a panic again.

Who knew that preparing for the end of the world could be so hilariously stressful? Project Zomboid did. This game is not just a survival horror; it's a crash course in post-apocalyptic life management, with a minor in carpentry and a specialization in culinary arts (because who doesn't want to master the art of making a stir-fry during a zombie apocalypse?).

From the get-go, Project Zomboid sets the tone: "This is how you died." Well, excuse me for my optimism, but after my 47th death, I began to think of it more as "This is how you learned to barricade a window with a fridge." The game's commitment to realism is admirable, if not slightly concerning. Ever wanted to learn how to disinfect a rag with whiskey? Project Zomboid has got you covered. Need to figure out how to hotwire a car while being chased by a horde of the undead? There's a skill book for that.

The game's open-world, combined with its intricate crafting and building systems, makes for an experience where every playthrough feels unique. One day you're a fisherman, living off the land and sea, peacefully coexisting with nature. The next, you're a katana-wielding, bear-trap-laying madman, screaming into the night as you're overrun by zombies because you forgot to turn off the oven.

But it's not just about surviving the zombies; it's about surviving boredom, loneliness, and the gradual decline of your character's mental health. The game's depth in simulating life (or what's left of it) post-apocalypse is both its charm and its curse. Watching your character develop a fear of the dark because you made them read too many books at night without a light is both hilarious and heartbreakingly realistic.

Project Zomboid teaches you valuable lessons, like how not to get attached to anything, especially your base, your supplies, or, well, your life. It's a constant reminder that no matter how fortified your fortress is, it only takes one overlooked back window for your cozy safehouse to turn into an all-you-can-eat buffet for zombies.

In conclusion, Project Zomboid is a masterclass in survival horror, blending meticulous detail with dark humor. It's a game where your most memorable moments will come from the smallest victories and the silliest deaths. Whether it's accidentally drinking bleach instead of water or heroically dying while trying to save your crops from a horde, Project Zomboid is a game that keeps on giving. 10/10, would accidentally set myself on fire trying to cook a rat again.

From the moment my Viking feet touched Valheim's mystical shores, I knew I was in for an epic adventure. This survival sandbox game, developed by Iron Gate AB, offers a beautifully crafted world inspired by Norse mythology, teeming with dangerous beasts, breathtaking landscapes, and the promise of glorious battles.

Valheim strikes a perfect balance between survival and exploration. The game introduces a unique, non-linear progression system that encourages exploration and combat in equal measure. Crafting feels rewarding, and building your Viking stronghold is as challenging as it is satisfying. The game's PvE combat is thrilling, with a variety of weapons and tactics to master against formidable foes.

Valheim shines brightly in its multiplayer aspect. Teaming up with friends to raid dungeons, conquer bosses, and build settlements adds an immensely enjoyable layer to the gameplay. The sense of camaraderie in overcoming Valheim's challenges is unmatched. However, occasional lag and server issues can mar the experience, though these are minor setbacks in an otherwise smooth multiplayer setup.

The game's visual style is a blend of simplicity and elegance, with a low-poly aesthetic that captivates. The environments are diverse, from dense forests to snow-capped mountains, each with its own unique atmosphere and challenges. The soundtrack complements the visuals perfectly, enhancing the immersive experience of the game.

For an early access title, Valheim is surprisingly polished. The game runs smoothly on a range of hardware, though optimization could be improved for higher-end systems to fully utilize their capabilities. Updates from the developers have been consistent, addressing bugs and adding new content to keep the game fresh.

Valheim is a testament to what indie games can achieve. It offers a compelling, immersive experience that combines survival, exploration, and combat in a way that feels both fresh and familiar. Whether you're a solo adventurer or part of a Viking clan, Valheim promises an adventure worth embarking on. Its minor flaws are easily overshadowed by the vast, beautiful world waiting to be explored. I wholeheartedly recommend Valheim to anyone looking for their next great gaming adventure.

fun game alone
even more fun with friends
maybe hard part is to convince your friends to play

Since i am the first to write review about the class let me start by saying, this is definitely gonna get nerfed since i just solo'd 3 bosses in 1 run without dying once from a fresh level 1 start. its a better archer with AoE and defensive passives

If you've ever dreamed of living in a world where dragons are as common as pigeons in New York City and every other person used to be an adventurer until they took an arrow to the knee, welcome to "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim". This isn't just a game; it's a lifestyle choice, one that says, "Yes, I do believe cheese wheels are a valid form of health insurance."

From the moment you narrowly escape being turned into a human kebab at your own execution, you're thrust into a land so vast and detailed, you can almost smell the mammoth cheese. Skyrim is the only place where you can shout a bear off a mountain for looking at you funny, join a college without any SAT scores (just a good handle on fireballs), and become the leader of a thieves' guild without actually being very good at stealing.

The graphics are breathtaking, if you're into mountains, snow, and more snow. The combat system allows you to fight dragons with the same ease as fighting a mudcrab, though let's be honest, sometimes those mudcrabs can be surprisingly tough. The quests are as varied as the landscape, ranging from epic battles with ancient dragons to helping a child pull off a prank on the town grump.

But let's not forget the bugs. Oh, the bugs. They're not just glitches; they're features that add a unique flavor to the game. Ever wanted to launch into the stratosphere because a giant decided he didn't like the way you looked at his cow? Skyrim's got you covered. Ever thought about adopting a child and then realizing they're more invincible than you'll ever be? Skyrim understands.

In conclusion, Skyrim isn't just a game. It's a world where you can live out your wildest fantasies, like owning a house in each city or marrying a person who can turn into a werewolf. It's a place where the laws of physics are more like mild suggestions and where you can be distracted by side quests for so long that you forget there's a main storyline. 10/10, would Fus Ro Dah again.

Look at steam store
''Recommended, Dark Souls lll''
Look at gameplay, trailer, reviews, streams.
Look at paypal balance.
€60,- on balance.
Buy the game.
Install it.
11 hours later ''Finished installing game''
Start game
Try and play with 15 fps
Crash game
Start game again
Crash again
Wait till you can afford a better pc.
Months later you get a better pc.
Start game.
Create character.
Finish character.
Spawn in.
Trying to figure out keyboard controls.
Notice game isn't made for keyboard.
Ask a friend to use their controler because you are not a console normie.
Back to the game.
Continue.
First mob.
You Died. (sh*t happens)
You killed the mob that killed you before.
You find your first bonfire.
You forget to lit the bonfire.
You die.
You walk all the way back from beginning to bonfire.
Go into first boss fight.
Struggle for 6 hours.
You get bored.
Search for exploits and hacks on the internet.
Cant find any.
Decide to call it a day.
Next day.
Start game.
Load game.
You enter boss fight.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You died.
You give up.
ALT+F4
Right click the game in library
Uninstall game.
The end.