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5 people found this review helpful
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7.7 hrs on record
The game is fun and all but the horrendous bike scenes make it unbearable. For the sake of your own mental health, don't play this game.
Posted 29 January, 2018.
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26.6 hrs on record
I don't usually give give recommendations on steam but this deserves an exception. Short version: DO NOT BUY THIS.
Long version: this is a sucky port with lots of performance issues that makes it unplayable with a keyboard and mouse and only bearable with a controller. Beyond that the game can be fun at times and it's definitely original. Don't get me wrong Saint's Row is a good and fun franchise but this game in particular makes me doubt my own word on that. The story itself is pretty damn cool but the constant fps dropping and crashing makes the game even harder than it already is, and believe me this sh*t is infuriating at times especially with your followers' AI being non existant.
I am going to finish this game because I enjoy the series and because I do like to finish my games but I encourage no one to play this game, at least not on PC.
Posted 1 September, 2017.
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3 people found this review helpful
564.2 hrs on record (127.3 hrs at review time)
I've had this game for a little over two weeks and I've already reached 100 hours of gameplay so obviously, I can't do anything but recommend it with all my heart!
It's truly amazing how a co-op game about shooting cops, throwing bags and swearing at the d*mn cloakers can do to you!
Diverse enemies that are very satisfying to kill at higher difficulties, loads of good weapons to choose from and modify like a madman and god, oh my god the masks :D just like the hats in tf2, but you can customize them even more and people aren't only focused on them like a good bunch are in tf2.
Hands down my favorite game in a long time, shame there's so many dlcs to pay for but oh well, still absolutely worth it :)
Posted 11 July, 2014.
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5 people found this review helpful
84.2 hrs on record (50.1 hrs at review time)
I could just go ahead and say "You can give wedgies to little kids and you can grope girls 10/10" like most people do, but this game deserves a lot more than that.
This is my favorite game of all times, got it for the ps2 initially and I finished it like 6 times on there. Then I got steam and had to buy it for the pc and I'm so glad I did!
It really is a GTA Junior but I like it even more than the original because it's magical! I don't even know how to express myself. The world is so charismatic, the missions are great fun and make sense, the soundtrack is AMAZING and Jimmy is the best sprinter/aimer/sportsman/biker/boxer/student (if you wish to do all the classes), the best main character in general!
Story is short but there is much more to it than in that, in fact if you only do the main missions I believe you don't even get 50% completion, so yeah!
I recommend this game with all my heart I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. Hell! If you enjoy it a quarter as much as I did you'll still have a blast! :)
Posted 18 April, 2014. Last edited 30 November, 2015.
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