Recent reviews by fishmael

As a direct continuation from DEEP SPACE WAIFU: ACADEMY DLC, It expands on the DSW universes already rich and deep lore, showing King Bear's personal journey of self discovery, justice, and revenge.

With a now corrupt metrololitan police force that hired the aliens to do their dirty work, its up to King Bear to clean up these streets, and continue his quest for the perfect DEEP SPACE WAIFU.

its like monopoly, only you go one step further with your death threats

to be fair, payday 2 is a meme dumpster fire, so this was inevitable.

I played it for the "plot"

it has a one handed mode LMAO now this is games industry progress

GOOD DAY FLESHY MAMMALS

In DOOM you play as Doomguy, the infamous murderer imprisoned by demons because he really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ them up good that one time.
Anyway to please the demons the humans tried to use him as a sacrifice but because he was released from his prison the demons were like DEFCON 1 THIS GUY WILL KILL US ALL!!!!!
So they send a bunch of demons to stop Doomguy but HE'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOOMGUY and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commits mass demon genocide because he was really mads that they killed his pet rabbit in the first game, cursing him to never know love again.

Overall I give this game a 12/10 because I'm scared that Doomguy will kill me if I don't.

This is a meme turned into a fad turned into a staple of the anime industry.

This is art in its truest form.

While the authors clearly aimed for a GTA:V clone, I dare say this immitation is better than the original. b craftily combines open-world parkour/sandbox gameplay with fast-paced and strangely satisfying action elements. The anime art direction was a brave but rewarding design choice - especially when it comes to the unexpected fan-service, such as the first level's cutscene where go play the game to find out 😉 . The physics could use a little work, as sometimes the props move around unexpectedly, and players are inhumanly strong - but when the bench breaks (so to speak), you'll remember why you picked this gem up from the start.

Still a better love story than twilight

It should be named Bioshock Retextured.